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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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This isn’t even a contest. One of these creatures is dumber than a bag of hammers, can be fended off with a broom, and will do its best to escape as soon as it senses you coming near. The other is intelligent, faster than you, and will literally rip your arms off for making eye contact.
I’ll go with the danger noodles over Chewbacca, thanks.
both, then the silver back kills the snakes and dies from the poison. then i can rob the place blind
gorillas are known for not being aggressive towards people unlike chimpansees. The important question is if I know where the mambas are located
Biologist here: I’ll tale the gorilla over the black mambas anyday. Theyre more likely to chase you than the gorilla. Gorillas are chill as hell. You’d find that big guy in the fountain playing most likely. Mambas will hide in warm places. Black mambas will also chase you. Theyre terrifying.
The one species of snake that even venomous keepers are afraid to work with.
There’s not a human on earth who stands a chance against a single silverback. Gimme the sneks any day
Silverback Gorilla. I may not even see it since the mall is big
Average silver back: herbivore, usually gentle and non aggressive unless they feel challenged or threatened.
Average black mamba: one of the most venomous, aggressive predators, that can sneak up on you.
I’ll chill out with the gorilla š¦ any day.
People here have no idea about mambas and it shows. Extremely aggressive snake known for pursuing humans that try to run away.
Iām going gorilla. Mall is massive and I can avoid the herbivore. The snakes are hyper aggressive fast super deadly hungry noodles. They also can get places I canāt and hide way more effectively. And with 5 itās multiple chances to get fucked.
If Iām remembering those specific snakes will cover territory 25 miles wide and chase for over a mile. With stupid speed. Fuck that.
Leave me alone please I donāt want anything š
I don’t go to malls so I think I m good
We’d rather avoid visiting that dreadful mall
Everyone saying gorilla is a fucking idiot. That thing can and will change you down and rip your face off if you stare at it. The snakes will more than likely just find a warm place to hide and can be easily outrun. There fixed your stupid debate.
Gorilla. I would probably rob a gamestop for a console and some games and close one of those gates to a mattress store and just play games and sleep. Could the gorilla break in? Absolutely, but it probably will see the gate and just go a different direction, itās not hunting me and has a whole mall to run around in
Me, a humble Andrew Tate enjoyer:
– I can’t choose both? Why??
– and why 24h, it would only feel worth it if it were longer! Actually earn your survival: can’t exit until you have defeated all animals inside the mall.
– I decide to spend my lifetime in the mall now, feeding off uncleaned scraps in the escalator openings
– I peed myself typing this
RIP to everyone saying they could easiely outrun the snakes. Black Mambas are Like 20 kph Fast and extremely aggressive with some really nasty venom.
Gorilla. Have you seen how big our malls are?
Easy af, snakes then just chill in a room all day with the door closed. Can even grab some clothes or something to stuff under the door or anywhere else they could even possibly slither in if you need to.
Gorilla. I can see him coming.
The question in the post is very important ….if the gorilla is in panic, cause he didnt know whats going on i would choose the snakes and reach a high place (do black mambas are able to climb? There are snakes who are…) otherwise i would choose the gorilla and hide somewhere away from possible food.
Gorillas are known for be relativ chill but if that big guy is looking for lunch i will not sit between him and the fruit buffet.
Aren’t gorillas chill if you don’t make eye contact? If I know where the snakes are and can avoid them then maybe snakes, otherwise, maybe gorilla and i’ll just keep my head down
The Mambas..because I can get away from Kobe Bryant, but that Silverback maaaan please. If buddy get his hands on you. Smh
Heās asking if the animals are going to aggressively pursue him or just be inside the mall. Can you explain how this is a lmao gottem?
The perfect answer does exist !
I think I’d have a lot more fun with the silverback gorilla more tbh. I’d ninja my way to the banana section and start putting them in a path that goes to another shop that I’m not even in, and then record it falling for the bait. They can’t smell as good as a trained K9
Guys. I just pick the silverback gorilla. Since it’s a mall, I just lump banana on one side, then shut myself in a F&B restaurant. Just pull the shutter, and you can relax while stuffing yourself fat.
I hate snakes so much Iād choose the gorilla and just be super passive. Iād literally crawl face down anywhere Iād want to go.
They’re both shopping at the mall with their wives/gfs.
Exhibiting the standard (internal) expression for this experience; unsafe to let this expression show to one’s beloved. Bless.
PSA: Note that it’s unsafe to shop with your wife and your gf.
A lot depends on the time period.
Are you going to be there for 5 days or 5 months?
If the latter, then gorilla is a better choice, because in those 5 months you’d literally be shitting on a toilet stall and a black mamba will bite your anus, nowhere will be safe. Not to mention paranoia you’ll have (psychological damage), and won’t be able to sleep safely knowing a black mamba can come crawling towards you any time.
How big is the mall? I’m pretty sure there are good places to go and hide. Does the mall have escalators, too? And then 24 hrs thing, what time did I get there? Morning? Night? If it was then the mall is full of other ppl stuck in the same mall with a Silverback or 5 black mambas and are probably screaming.
Neither if Iām honest.
Are they each the size of the other one, respectively?
depends on which mall it is and how much access I’m granted.