lol

The idea of bringing a woman over and, before doing anything with her, telling her to wash the dishes for you first is as hilarious to me as making a guy fix your garage door.

Only a Moron fucks with garage doors.

So, I was dating a woman who had a broken toilet seat. First time at her place, I notice it. She said the landlord hadn’t fixed it yet.

I replaced the toilet seat. It’s just what you do.

My landlord has 3 or 4 guys who she does this to all the time. Latest is one putting in a sink that he bought into our living space. I can’t imagine how desperate I’d have to be to do contract work for a chance in the sack.

I guess I wouldn’t mind doing some handyman shit for a girl I just met. But I guess the difference is the implications of the request. You’d probably only ask someone to fix something if that was something you couldn’t do yourself. But doing dishes and making sandwiches is something pretty much anyone can do. So it’d be kinda insulting to ask a woman (well, anyone really) to do that for you. I think a better parallel would be to ask a woman to fix your cloths or how to get some dried gunk off your stove top or something.

To be fair, I’ve walked into a hookup’s home and just started fixing stuff (loose door knobs, sticky doors, jenky cabinets, dripping sinks, rattling ceiling fans, etc) because things like that actually drive me fucking crazy

My homie brought home an attack helicopter and he made it reclaim america’s freedom !!

Difference is that a guy would do it to impress the girl. A girl doesn’t feel like she’d be impressing a guy by doing dished

The sad thing about this is that the guy she brought home was probably happy to be “useful.” Young men are depressingly desperate to be valuable.

I know this whole thing is a joke and shouldn’t be taken too seriously, but it does highlight a sad reality.

I’d happily fix someone’s broken shit idk why he’s upset. Maybe he’s mad nobody brings him home

To me, that’s still funny.

If you see a woman get angry over something like that, she’s just shown you that she’s extremely manipulative, is entitled af, and has a very toxic ego.

Recommend avoiding the f&^k out of. No-one needs that poison in their lives.

(I keenly await the bleatings of name-callers, just to prove how right I am).

Men need to unionize against the society that put them into this role instead of complaining to random people online

And how about stop being offended by any of these? If both of these people agreed to do it, why should anybody think it is some issue?

As a dude, I’m happy to replace fuses, program garage doors, pretty much any menial task for a blow job. Shit, I’ll bring a woman home and make her a sandwich if she’ll let me eat her ass.

I’ve done a lot worse for a lot less action.

It’s all about consent