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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Isn’t competing against Jesus blasphemy?
Bread and wine beyatches
HE WAS ALMOST THERE TOO
Angus Barbieri (1938 or 1939 – 7 September 1990) was a Scottish man who fasted for 382 days, from 14 June 1965 to 30 June 1966. He subsisted on tea, coffee, sparkling water, vitamins and yeast extract while living at home in Tayport, Scotland, frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. Barbieri went from 456 pounds (207 kg) to 180 pounds (82 kg), losing 276 pounds (125 kg) and setting a record for the length of a fast.
Jesus died after 29 days of fasting? Did not know that.
Guinness world record employees stood next to him the whole time. But they went home disappointed
This is the most accurate version of the evangelical Jesus.
Pwn’d.
If you fast for more than like 2-3 days you really should be supplementing with salts / electrolytes.
They make pre-mixed fasting salts you can buy that will keep your body functioning mostly normally, but still provide no calories.
Most people die before reaching their goal of being hungry for a long time 😔
Yeah ok the Bible says in plain text “he ate nothing “. But didn’t say what he drank. So he likely drank whatever he could find and ya know… Jesus did this shit with his dad watching over him and Jesus did stuff… ya know… like this so we don’t have to. Like he died on the cross so we didn’t have to. Thanks for making light of Jesus endeavors like it’s nothing.
3 days to go
Lmfao!
Lol verified.
Y’all think Jesus T-bagged him after the win?
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Bobby Sands did better
Man, I’m old enough to remember David Blane doing a 44 day stint in his glass box
Bizarre but good times
r/basedjesus
Darwin Award winner
Ive seen this joke like 10 times on Reddit. And it is hilarious. Well done.
Seeing the result… I don’t understand what his endgame was. Just like “I want to beat Jesus” becaaaaauuuussseeee?
LMAO chefs kiss