Madlad swimmer
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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He should’ve also told them that butt hair helps for a speed boost.
Thought that was Borat in his mankini for a second
is this one of those believe me guys i run a instagram account with 1k followers or is this fr
Mad-tash or Tash-lad?
Guy tried for the 1992 Olympics too…would have been a legend if he made the team, but he can console himself with his NINE metals!
So had the Russian women’s swim team.
/come on, that joke is literally as old as 1972
that’s amazing
If gaslighting can be harmless and funny, this is it
Now the Russians secret is….. State sponsored crime!
Spatz!
Mark Spitz is a dickhead. It’s a shame we ruined Ryan Lochte who is just lovably dumb, but super nice to everyone for nothing.
It was also the 70s. Everyone had a mustache back then.
My dad was in the same frat, they used to throw water on carpet and make him swim as hazing.
When Mark Spitz leaps off the blocks to start the race he furiously urinates to gain a little momentum through the water. This has been documented by Olympic Officials and had been deemed a legal advantage. I think it’s disgusting.
Ah, yes. Renowned detective [Magnum P.I.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5ll7YBrEs)
And they probably had recording devices in those mustaches too
He also admitted to smoking cannabis in Montreal to help him sleep. Swimmers take the biggest bong hits! especially water polo guys.
Correct, <3
This american swimmer was Albert Einstein….
Prefontaine staches tooÂ
I had a goldfish when I was 4ish named Mark Spitz, so roughly 1977. I didn’t realize where I got that name until I was in my 20s. I got him and Greg Luganis(sp) mixed up.
The Japanese navy used to drink pints of rum neat because they heard the English navy did and they were the most powerful in the world.
However the rum that the English drunk was watered down so the Japanese were blasted a lot of the time.
Or something similar to that, I’m currently a little drunk myself but I think that’s accurate
I could see it being true, protruding lips break the water flow