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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Marriage material
Show her my sword and hope that she doesn’t show her longer one in return
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Change of plans. We are visiting the Medieval Times.
*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK* GIVE ME AN HEIR GIVE ME AN HEIR GIVE ME AN HEIR GIVE ME AN HEIR
Pull out a comically large magnet
retake the holy land
Go with her to a Sabaton Concert
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
MAKE AN HEIR MAKE AN HEIR MAKE AN HEIR
Marry her
She does not have a cap under that chainmail. She does not have adequate protection
Infiltrate her castle
Straight to court house for marriage
Let’s go watch lord of the rings together
So what’s the Intel on this dragon we’re slaughtering?
immediately turns towards the nearest volcano
today i’m forging the one pair of rings, because she is the one to rule them all
Clank
I’m getting my can opener.
Take her as your consort eternal.
Save Europe from the sand people
Help her drive away the English from Orléans
Definitely looks like she’s susceptible to piercing and thrust damage!
Welp time to party like in 1431 ( im a burgonde)
1. Get a gay bat suit, 2. Rip your friends arm off and sacrifice your whole army, 3. Enjoy!.
Reclaim the Holy Land.
Jerusalem here we come!
We go to battle! The beacons are lit! Condor call for aid!
Ima raw dog it, she got enogh protection for the both of us
Immediate keeper
Marry her
Search for the necronomicon and take my 6 drops, but hey, atleast I got my right hand ‘back’.
You secure the bag
Roll D20
Deus vult!
what is this from?
Guess I’m the Firekeeper now
Keeper
Tell her to quit her paladin duty because she’s already a goddess
It’s obvious you sword fight immediately
Marriage. I get a wife and an alliance with Spain??!! HELL YEAH
Retake Constantinople.
Breed her, armor on ofc