make me blush or suffer the consequences
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, my garden is on fire
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Are you a helicase enzyme because u can unzip my genes🧬🧬🧬🧬
Can u be minecraft but without the craft?
i’m gonna touch you hard (help)
These comments made me regret ever downloading Reddit
🐟
I may not be a knight but i can make you feel less hollow
(May or may be based on the pfp)
Are you http? Cause without you I’m feeling ://
Hey, I wanna watch Madagascar w/ you 😊
Pls 👉👈
Let’s play a game you will sit on my face I will guess your weight if I am wrong I will eat the difference
You’re the Xi jing Ping of my head, supreme ruler.
The winnie the poo of my love- Bottomless just like you
I don’t do pickup lines because I’d rather pin you down than pick you up 🙂
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs & give me an hour
No
I cast Major Suggestion, roll a nat 20 and suggest you to do the most embarrassing thing you can think of
„Shoots you with the blush cannon“
are you a communist? cause i can feel an uprising in my lower class. wink wink. eyebrow raise
i think blowtorching your face might warrant the reaction of 100%
You’re mine. (It’s a statement not a question)
you baynaynayed your way into my heart <3
You look beautiful today:D
the comments and people here are hella weird
Roses are red, violets are blue, i’m gonna forget these comments and you should too
Blush. NOW
Are you the runway? Because everytime I see you, my concorde goes up😝
(Aviation rizz)
Ever heard of an Australian kiss? It’s like the Fr*nch kiss, but down under.
Do you want to be my Spotify? >!Because you’re the only thing I want on repeat!<
Damn girl are you light poll because train
*boop*
Hello love😞 would absolutely say something to make you swoon if I had the ability to do so. Take a heart instead <3
are you the voices cuz i cant get you out of my head
Girl I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.
why are you calling me pretty? im just a reflection of you 😉
ngl if i made a freak tierlist youd be in the ultra freaky tier, right beside me 🥰
Are you a target? Cause I would love to shoot my shot
On a scale from 1-10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need
Not very good at pick up lines bit you seem like a nice person that would be willing to play video games and cuddle while eating snacks be it platonically or not.
Bet you’re the cutest girl in the whole school but you don’t know it