Maria Joao poses for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue (1978)
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Her daughter is Jordana Brewster.
I know that hot women have existed for all of time, but something confuses my brain when I see someone conventionally attractive from the year I was born. My fuzzy memory only shows me wood panelling, flared pants and green carpet.
r/OldSchoolHorny?
This could have convinced me to buy that hat
There’s always money in the banana stand
Yeah, good guy Joao. Nice pose while selling fruits. I like him.
How do you like them apples?
My man’s just there trying to sell his mangos and shit, and this girl just up and putting her ass all over the place… x’D
Nice melons. (Sorry someone had to say it).
Wow, 1978 vibes! Maria Joao’s got that timeless coolness, like a classic video game character brought to life!
Maria João the singer?
Isn’t this Jordana Brewster’s mom?
In the before times… when boob jobs weren’t a common thing.
Ayyyyy, I’m workin ere
This sub has hit the skids.
Yummy😋
Sameera Reddy? Anyone.
Talk about a Banana Stand…Â
The girl to the right is hot too!
Perfect
Cum Mr tally man
Bananas for scale.
She’s a piece 👌
Just me or is that a Brazilian Doppelgänger of Pewdiepie on the left.
Most original Portuguese / Brazilian name
Ay Caramba!!