maximumPunishment
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Plot twist:Judge was written in python
Ah, classic 16-bit Judge—just starting to show the tiniest hints of wear.
Tester: may I have NaN more days?
Judge: NaN
More like using your IDE on white mode
Seems like the judge is running on unsigned integers. Classic overflow!
Not -32,767?
So does he get coupons for jail time?
This feels more like r/ProgrammerBoomerHumor
Plot twist: The judge is written in assembly code, and we’re all just living in its infinite loop of sentencing logic. Overflow errors? That’s just feature, not a bug
If the judge was an AI
Nice one
No but genuinely, why are numbers wrapped around? Is it to avoid null pointer error or what?
He jumps 32,768 years into the past, lol.
Overflow strikes again! 🐍
Luckily for him it was a short sentence anyway.
I saw someone do that once. Judge gave him the recommendation from prosecution which after the deduction for time served came down as 119 months.
“Fuck you dude, couldn’t even find reason for a decade ma . Real ***** dude”
“And 30 days for criminal contempt to be served consecutively for a total of 120 months, and a fine of two hundred and twenty eight pounds. I’ll end the record before your client asks for even longer.”
If I had an integer value increase by one for every buffer overflow joke I’ve heard, its value would be -30.
we got him
Java is an excellent language for learning, though dealing with its ecosystem, especially EE, can be quite a hassle.