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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I want water slides as well. A lot of them.
Yeah fuck those kids man. This is what I’m talking about
Adults only resorts exist
Finally, a water park where the only screaming is from people taking tequila shots.
I love the idea but the problem with this is that adults are too money conscious, therefore the selling point of this parks is that parents bring their annoying kids that will ask them for everything and they will spend the money in the park to spoil them.
Exactly how Disney world or any other theme parks work
Water park I worked at had adult nights. Was pretty fun.
That place would still be filled with children, just the grown kind.
Unpopular opinion: we need more “no infants allowed” places such as the movies, restaurants, airplanes …
You just described all of Cancun
First we need a place like Dave and busters that don’t allow kids. I’ve been there at midnight to try and avoid kids and there was still a dozen of them running around hogging everything. Making everything sticky while their parents are no where to be seen.
Kids are the main profits of a water park though. A more viable option would be “adults-only time slot”. Or, you can go during the weekdays (outside school holidays) and come early.
[This was literally the Punk in the Park shows at water parks.](https://www.punkintheparkaz.com/)
more fun places need to be kid free ffs
That’s called a pool, genius.
And a life guard every 12ft since adults can’t handle themselves around water and alcohol.
A biiiigggg pooooll party
PLEASE.
If you add: “No Kids” to smth. you can turn the most mundane and boring stuff into “Retreat”, “New” or “Exciting” for 0 Credits 😀
don’t forget a playground with swings built for adults. i’m tired of these damn kid swings with only a strap for a seat.
Take my fucking money NOW
Tbh i just want places that literally dont allow infants and kids
Teenagers are alright as long as they keep playing brawlstars and clash royale with Volume 0 on their iPhone 16 Pro
Parks, Restaurants, cinemas, any public place in summary
Hell. I cant even count the times a child or a screaming toddler annoyed me or my friends so much that it made us leave, or made one of us crash out in front of their parents
I just want a place like the shire from lord of the rings, where i can just sit, smoke a massive blunt, and even if i accidently sleep in nothing will happen to me, a place with absolute peace 24/7
Average summer afternoon in the Adriatic sea 😎
Never been to Vegas?
Also this is one of my favorite places in Europe, I met the crew of Wednesday who was filming around there https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g4324155-d9594371-Reviews-Therme_Bucuresti-Balotesti_Ilfov_County_Southern_Romania.html
This sounds like retirement, but make it fun.
There are vacation spots exactly like this in Mexico. Xcaret being a prime example.
Will the taco truck also sell churros?
You had me at Taco truck 😍
And nobody talk to me or else you’ll ruin my fun!!
Some of my favorite memories are going to water parks. My last water park experience was as a senior in high school. I don’t think I’d go to one as an adult. While I like them, I just don’t have the motivation to bother with them – perhaps I’d go if I had kids.
I will go every day and throw money at this.
„The lazy river has never been lazier“
„There are too many minor(itie)s, in my waterpaaaark“ 🎶
we have these in germany. they are called thermals
Go to the lazy rivers in thailand. You go down on a solo dingy from river bar to bar. Don’t ask me where exactly any of that stuff is. That entire 6 weeks is a blur.
So a Sandals resort, basically?
Market demand is the only barrier to this existing, yet it does not exist. Curious.
Indeed
A river of urine…..hard pass
You’re thinking of camp bisco
beer pool
I am good off of dipping my toes into the people soup, thanks
Your gonna need a bigger pee pee filter
Meh, it was all downhill after Action Park. No point in going to another.