me_irl
Tuesday, 18 Mar 2025
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“Did you hear that?” No, honey, I did not so let’s make sure it doesn’t hear us either😭
“Can you walk me to my house at night” only if you’re gonna walk me back to mine after
Like bro ladies first 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Wym, we get to die first. The blade is sharpest on its first swing.
the real test of manhood: “deciding whether to investigate the noise or just accept your fate” Spoiler ” choose fate”
me going there with all my knowledge of science conviencing myself Ghosts are myth
Hitman
My girlfriend refuses to drive to airport or somewhere because she is afraid of traffic. I get afraid too but never felt like I have a choice because of it, I just have to drive/do these things anyway. And that eventually builds up my confidence. She never really understands this not having choice for a lot of men.
Trying to read that text gave me an aneurysm
Get camera
“Let’s go together. We have more chances if there’s two of us”
Bump in the night…*Smiles in American* while I reach for Mr. Benelli and my PVS-14s 😈
Huh
Huh? Being a man…what?
Bold of OP to assume he’s sharing his bed with a girl or lives with a girl or has anyone who depends on him.