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If you havenโ€™t eaten a rotisserie chicken with your bare hands, you havenโ€™t lived.

Stacking on that protein for them gains

It was weird seeing people push back hard on the saying boys will be boys because my mom had 4 boys and for me that phrase wasn’t used so much to excuse the bad but rather to explain the strange. like where’d this frog come from? Or why is there a tonka truck in the bathtub?

They ate the entire damn flock

How’d those kids get Whole Foods chicken money

It generally does refer to stuff like thisโ€ฆ

I remember as a teenager I could polish off a 10pc Kentucky Fried Chicken barrel and have room for dessert

Most of the time it does

This seriously seems like a guy thing!!! I was hanging out with my cousin and watched him eat an entire rotisserie chicken it was fascinating to be honest.

It does

100% the type of dumb shit my friend group did in high school lol

I’m waiting for y’all to wake up to the fact that rotisserie chicken is the perfect on the road snack. Five bucks and you get a day and a half of the cleanest protein you can buy. It’s a great healthy snack and the best deal considering Big Mac cost 10 bucks nowadays

/r/justguysbeingdudes is full of stuff with this sort of energy if anyone’s interested

Thatโ€™s exactly what the phrase is for lol

This is litterally what “boys will be boys” is used for. With the exception of a few random psychos on the internet.

It does.

I wonder how many of them had “broccoli head”?

And they were eating those as a light snack until their food was ready.

It does refer to stuff like that

When I was 15 I played 3 sports and grew 6 inches in a year. An entire rotisserie chicken could’ve been a snack between actual meals.

Them boys need the gainz

“Boys will be boys” should explain the silent but understood rules of men. Like sticks that look like guns. Peeing down poop stains in the toilet. And downing a rotisserie chicken with your bros.

I don’t see the issue with eating an entire rotisserie chicken.

Especially not as a (presumably growing and therefore hungry) teenager.

I *certainly* could demolish a medium chicken solo at that age (and later on when I was training on a course with active physical labour I could eat about half of one as lunch with a half baguette, one on the way from the course, and another one for dinner, with a side salad and a plate of chips.

I could probably eat a whole one now if I felt like it, but I don’t feel the *need* to do so, unlike some of my teenage years or whilst on that course.

$4.99 Costco chicken would make a nice lunch and wouldnโ€™t cost that much more than a hot dog.

It….does?

With their broccoli hairstyles and not looking up from their phones.

It’s bulking season, boys!

โ€œBoys will be boysโ€ really ought to refer to some of the shit I did with my friends in high school. Someone found a ball, and we saw just how long we could throw it to each other and not drop it.

A little silly mischief here and there isnโ€™t bad. But excusing shitty behavior isnโ€™t what โ€œboys will be boysโ€ should ever mean.

Common sight school sports team stops for food

Adam Driver Vibes

Where’s that clip of a boy dancing and random other guys show up and dance with him

Sounds like someone stumbled across a high school football team.

My favorite meal – 32 year old male

Sounds like a football team protein loading

[every single one of those teenagers](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EC09JzTaWXc)

Basically Archie IRL. The original comic, not the horrible television series.

MIRL , plus a jug of chocolate milk

It does.

Was Cornish hens for poor folk like me in the 90โ€™s. But yasssss

When I was in highschool our school cop banged on my car window because my friend and I had gotten it too fogged up… Because of the rotisserie chicken we had bought fresh and we’re eating with our hands in the car. Good times.

Hell yeah.

I mean if they paid for it then whatโ€™s the problem?

Was it Minnesota? Sounds like a hockey thing. Do we even have a whole foods in Canada?

That is what boys will be boys is referring to1

Back in the 1900’s my group and myself would order a pizza. Each guy had his own pizza , not a slice, a whole 20″ pizza. Funny when 8 guys order 8 pizzas.

Fuck yeah

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