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The mask stays on

โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃถโฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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โ โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃ€โข โฃ†โฃธโก†โข€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €

to be fair what else are you gonna wear?? They make women’s stuff for the occasion but not mens๐Ÿ˜”

Edit: some of you almost never get action and it shows

Relatable

To be fair I thought our first night together would be 7 dates ago when she invited me over to watch movies and have a cozy day inside. How was I supposed to know I needed to wear my speedo ball huggers on our haunted house date?

” lemi wear this tonight she’ll love it’

They need to make male lingerie

Better dinosaur boxers than those thongs with an elephant’s face in the front where the trunk is…you know.

To be fair. You covered less skin than her.

Lingerie is so stupid. Expensive as hell, comes off in five minutes. I prefer she have dino panties.

much rather a girl wear the right side, unironically

She will get the T-rex hands thingy and she will like it

and still we will fall in love with the guy lol

How about you both do the dinosaur themed underwear? It would be fun that way!

I wouldnโ€™t mind inverse the roles and have him wear the lingerie while I wear comfy boxers. Would make for a fun time.

Swap the left and right and we got a date :3

If she wants any she has to tell me her favorite dinosaur.

My first time with my wife I ripped her pants off to reveal panties that had pictures of clams with the phrase “only happy clams in here” and I knew right then I was going to marry that woman.

If she likes it she’s the right one

Ross and Rachel

Iโ€™m definitely gonna have Dino boxers on

Does the bones glow in dark…?

that is a main Q here…

This would be more me_irl if there was no girl.

Me free balling under my sweatpants

Forgot the skidmark

I’m a girl and I’ve never heard of any girl that wears a lingerie set on the first night

Growin’ a long-neck there on the right, I see. ๐Ÿ˜

If she says, โ€œcurse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!โ€ then sheโ€™s a keeper.ย 

But I don’t have any Dino briefs!!!..

Not that i have any chance anyway.

I thought the left underwear was Batman and now I can’t unsee it.

I think a pair of CKs with the front slide in access works nicely. Hehe.

Just dont wear any. Ez

She will see a Brachiosaurus sticking its neck out pretty soon.

They were all happy and liked my goofiness… OK?

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