to be fair what else are you gonna wear?? They make women’s stuff for the occasion but not mens๐
Edit: some of you almost never get action and it shows
The_king_of_stocks
3 months ago
Relatable
shadowsog95
3 months ago
To be fair I thought our first night together would be 7 dates ago when she invited me over to watch movies and have a cozy day inside. How was I supposed to know I needed to wear my speedo ball huggers on our haunted house date?
8O8I
3 months ago
” lemi wear this tonight she’ll love it’
Sohiacci
3 months ago
They need to make male lingerie
ShitVolcano
3 months ago
Better dinosaur boxers than those thongs with an elephant’s face in the front where the trunk is…you know.
AmbitiousCry449
3 months ago
To be fair. You covered less skin than her.
Godzirrraaa
3 months ago
Lingerie is so stupid. Expensive as hell, comes off in five minutes. I prefer she have dino panties.
Formal-Ad3719
3 months ago
much rather a girl wear the right side, unironically
hoangvodoi
3 months ago
She will get the T-rex hands thingy and she will like it
CuriousConcept43
3 months ago
and still we will fall in love with the guy lol
Several-Instance-444
3 months ago
How about you both do the dinosaur themed underwear? It would be fun that way!
lalaba27
3 months ago
I wouldnโt mind inverse the roles and have him wear the lingerie while I wear comfy boxers. Would make for a fun time.
Just_a_terrarian163
3 months ago
Swap the left and right and we got a date :3
UnredeemedRevenant
3 months ago
If she wants any she has to tell me her favorite dinosaur.
My_browsing
3 months ago
My first time with my wife I ripped her pants off to reveal panties that had pictures of clams with the phrase “only happy clams in here” and I knew right then I was going to marry that woman.
ZioPera4316
3 months ago
If she likes it she’s the right one
NegativeBra1n
3 months ago
Ross and Rachel
elestials
3 months ago
Iโm definitely gonna have Dino boxers on
Laifstaile
3 months ago
Does the bones glow in dark…?
that is a main Q here…
RysGottaFly
3 months ago
This would be more me_irl if there was no girl.
mgwwgm
3 months ago
Me free balling under my sweatpants
Appropriate-Log8506
3 months ago
Forgot the skidmark
monsoon-blue
3 months ago
I’m a girl and I’ve never heard of any girl that wears a lingerie set on the first night
Shifty-Imp
3 months ago
Growin’ a long-neck there on the right, I see. ๐
edingerc
3 months ago
If she says, โcurse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!โ then sheโs a keeper.ย
JoeyMcClane
3 months ago
But I don’t have any Dino briefs!!!..
Not that i have any chance anyway.
MelodyMaster5656
3 months ago
I thought the left underwear was Batman and now I can’t unsee it.
Breadstix009
3 months ago
I think a pair of CKs with the front slide in access works nicely. Hehe.
DarkmonstaR
3 months ago
Just dont wear any. Ez
ImHeartless666
3 months ago
She will see a Brachiosaurus sticking its neck out pretty soon.
The mask stays on
โ โ โ โ โฃโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃพโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃโ โ โ โ โ
โฃโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃโก
โ โ โ โ โ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃโข โฃโฃธโกโขโฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ธโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
to be fair what else are you gonna wear?? They make women’s stuff for the occasion but not mens๐
Edit: some of you almost never get action and it shows
Relatable
To be fair I thought our first night together would be 7 dates ago when she invited me over to watch movies and have a cozy day inside. How was I supposed to know I needed to wear my speedo ball huggers on our haunted house date?
” lemi wear this tonight she’ll love it’
They need to make male lingerie
Better dinosaur boxers than those thongs with an elephant’s face in the front where the trunk is…you know.
To be fair. You covered less skin than her.
Lingerie is so stupid. Expensive as hell, comes off in five minutes. I prefer she have dino panties.
much rather a girl wear the right side, unironically
She will get the T-rex hands thingy and she will like it
and still we will fall in love with the guy lol
How about you both do the dinosaur themed underwear? It would be fun that way!
I wouldnโt mind inverse the roles and have him wear the lingerie while I wear comfy boxers. Would make for a fun time.
Swap the left and right and we got a date :3
If she wants any she has to tell me her favorite dinosaur.
My first time with my wife I ripped her pants off to reveal panties that had pictures of clams with the phrase “only happy clams in here” and I knew right then I was going to marry that woman.
If she likes it she’s the right one
Ross and Rachel
Iโm definitely gonna have Dino boxers on
Does the bones glow in dark…?
that is a main Q here…
This would be more me_irl if there was no girl.
Me free balling under my sweatpants
Forgot the skidmark
I’m a girl and I’ve never heard of any girl that wears a lingerie set on the first night
Growin’ a long-neck there on the right, I see. ๐
If she says, โcurse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!โ then sheโs a keeper.ย
But I don’t have any Dino briefs!!!..
Not that i have any chance anyway.
I thought the left underwear was Batman and now I can’t unsee it.
I think a pair of CKs with the front slide in access works nicely. Hehe.
Just dont wear any. Ez
She will see a Brachiosaurus sticking its neck out pretty soon.
They were all happy and liked my goofiness… OK?