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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Pictured is not a five story bunker complex. I want to see one
Pictured :❌️ 5 story ❌️ subterranean ✅️ bunker ✅️ complex❌️
Okay, so I kind of want one. Not to survive the apocalypse or something but just an aesthetic place to have a mental breakdown away from everyone.
This bad boy can fit so much fucking Saddam Hussein in it
Every house I’ve ever built in Minecraft be like
As a foundation expert. I appreciate that your bunker is piered
I asked for a room not a castle
Five story sounds too much. A cozy one story bunker is enough for me.
Wrong. I want a 5 story treehouse. I want sunlight and beautiful landscapes.
Personally, the number of beds scares me. Thats a lot of people to take in.
This house brought to you by Josef Fritzl
Austrian dream
Great ,now everyone knows >:v
Why would anyone want to live underground with no sunlight
Only if it comes with a pretzel maker!
I love the idea but there need to be lots of improvements.
Fuck yeah
Upgrade it to Vault 111
I want a dungeon with some dragons of the bad variety
Get Colin Furze on the phone!
this is just doomsday prep but make it aesthetic.
Man, I’d trade my soul for a bunker like that right about now.
Ain’t nobody gone have access to it but me
And the entrance needs to be secret. Like pull the right book on the bookshelf type beat
Even though this meme is weirdly inaccurate of a 5 story bunker, it hits hard. I live in Oregon and my brother (11 years older) sent me a craigslist post of a house for sale on the oregon coast with an 8 story missile silo attached by tunnels and I’ve never wanted a house more in my life. 8 secret floors to do whatever the fuck I want with? Yes please. Hot tub floor, gym floor, weed grow floor, man cave floor, garage floor, whatever, count me the fuck in.
Why is this so true.
No joke, this has somewhat been my desired setup since i was in school.
I want a pretty boring looking house up top so no one thinks to break in, but if they do, they’ll find that all it does is act like a mudroom, with the stairs and elevator down to the actual underground dwelling; which would be a standard one bedroom house — I don’t need much space and I don’t want to have to clean some big house, so I think it’s doable.
this… I need this
When I was younger I used to draw insane under the ground layouts like this always imagine having a KND style treehouse or underground fortress
Here’s me in the UK just wanting “a house”.
Where does the poop go
Con confirm, this is what i always dreamed of. One story would be enough though
Colin furze in the future
I’d be alright with a little cottage above ground, so I can putter around and put off “ol’ witch down the way” vibes, but underneath is the 3 tier concrete structure comprising of a workshop & hobby area, the living quarters, and a garage & gym.
Why are the corridors leading to these bunkers always just bare concrete? Isn’t it depressing enough already that you’ll be forced to live underground?
I’d at least paint it or something.
I literally want this so bad
Always be prepared for the zombie apocalypse
Nooooo…. (yes omg yes)
They’re not wrong.
Bro wtf I actually want this exactly
Honestly I would just be happy with a bunker where I can live in peace
This is true
So even after the apocalypse you still have to work from home, huh?
Vault 69
Pic doesn’t fit title
/Fritzl entered the chat
I want to build a home in an abandoned mineshift and live out my days trolling people online.
And also raising bees
[JerryRigEverything has all the info you need in building one](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0vZL9uwyfOE6Of8qi5dtIFgdSt1hlOZm&si=aJWjxSF0r0-KczsZ)
What are the pillars sticking out of the bottom for?