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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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“My wife’s a foodwitch and her power terrifies me”
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The title had me ready to be mad, but then the prank came in and I had to put away my mad.
This is something I would tell him eventually because it’s funny
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks “sugar-free” tastes like hate
20+ years ago I was in a relationship with Juan. He frequently criticized my Spanish pronunciation abilities. When he’d piss me off, I’d call him “One”. He’d get so frustrated lol
I always wondered how witchdraft became such a big concern for dudes between 1400-1800 and now it all makes sense.
When love and hate taste the same but only one is organic.
I don’t think that’s gaslighting… Gaslighting involves trying to get the person to doubt their own senses and memory. It’d be the case if she denied that the taste was different to make him question himself, but she’s telling him that indeed the sandwich is different because she’s mad, only omitting that the actual reason is a different kind of peanut butter and not just how she makes the sandwich.
Plot twist, he knows and has changed the contents of the grape jam in the back of the fridge to the jelly he loves, he just tells his wife it tastes different to make her believe she’s getting away with it
If you tell a person “I made it with hate”, what that person will hear is “I did a more half-assed job making it then normal”, not “I have magic powers.”
It’s gonna be reaaal funny when the Husbands account posts that he found out about the Organic Jam and has now sought out his own forms of revenge.
How big is the fridge? I know every item in mine at any given time, within reason of course, I would definitely spot something in the back.
No, the fuck it isn’t, what is with you people.
How is manipulation wholesome?
And he tightens all the jar lids
Redditors on their way to tell him to divorce her immedeatly
“gaslight” is going the way of “literally”
You people are terrible people
This is just funny lmao
Yall need a hobby
Lying is so cool.
Brilliant
As a husband and the household sandwich maker, I find this despicable. The only jelly that should be used is Bonne Maman.
Never make your chef mad they say
Check that expiration date!
No it’s not hate, it almost tastes like MOLD??
I was readying myself to feel despised of her but ended up with a fuzzy feeling in my brain and heart. 😅
It’s not funny. Quite elementary humor actually.
How often do you people fight?
Did you know, it’s actually called gas lamping…
Mexicans have been using this trick for years. Whenever food comes out spicy, we tend to say that the cook was mad
This may be the first actual gaslighting example I’ve seen on here
I love that you still make him a sandwich