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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Guys, is it suspicious to go for practical solutions?
So closing the fridge with your hips is quite convenient
I just like chicken bro. I swear, sometimes these posts are rage bait tier at best.
It’s because we’re people of science and efficiency. I wasn’t born in the late 20th century to have things like bones in my meat while wasting time putting things down so I can close doors with my hands.
BoneIess -> bone-in. Any boneIess haters will be deIeted
They’re both alright, but if you order bone-in when you wanted boneless just because you’re thinking about some cake-laden guy clapping a refrigerator then that might be a topic to keep between yourself and your therapist.
UNO Reverse
My mouth is fucking autistic and won’t tolerate anything with bones in it, it just makes me instantely nauseous. I wish we had boneless wings where I live lol, the meat is actually decent and would be a nice alternative to strips or nuggets.
You still have to close the fridge, even when your hands are full of boneless wings.
I tend to use a mix of hips, knees, and feet…
I love bone in wings, but I have never, in all my life, hated on boneless wing lovers. What a waste of time and energy to even think about it. It’s not like they got Bluecheese instead of Ranch or something insane like that.
Boneless wings just don’t hit the spot when I want wings. They taste like a tender tossed in wing sauce versus a wing.
If that’s your thing go to town but when I want wings it won’t be my choice.
If anyone lives near a “Lucilles Smokehouse and Bar-B-Que”, THIS IS YOUR ORDER:
LARGE LAZY WINGS, “HOT.”
PREPARE TO BE FUCKING AMAZED AT THE SINGLE GREATEST BONELESS WING YOU WILL EVER EAT.
I said this last time this was posted but imagine thinking spending money on a food item you can only half eat when a fully consumable version for the same price is available. Enjoy wasting money on chicken bones you complete fool.
Apologies that I don’t like to be skewered in my mouth with bones. Ugh
Oh excuse my desire to put those fuckers entirely in my mouth and chomping em up at an incredibly fast pace
Any leftover wings, boneless or otherwise, never make it to the fridge. I just wake up from my nap and finish eating them on the coffee table where I left them.
“I’m not locked here with you. YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!”
and do 💅🏼😘
People who eat wings with the bone REALLY love the “bone”
Boneless wings are 100% Eat.
There is nothing more manly than giving tongue action to the small strip of meat between the bones of the wings.
Prople who dont eat the beak are cowards
No, like a man, you gotta chuck Norris roundhouse kick that door closed. /s
Bro likes to suck on bones, couldn’t be me
“Fridge doors fear me, confidence loves me.”
I adjusted the feet on my fridge so the door closes itself. Unless you open the door far enough then it stays open.
Your fridge door doesn’t close itself?
What else am I supposed to do with these birthing hips??? If I can’t give birth I might as well use ‘em elsewhere!
Fellas,
I don’t always want to deal with messy hands, sometimes I want to use a fork and boneless wings are the only way to do that
I usually just use my legs?