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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Yep, my body is a machine that turns interests into unhealthy coping mechanisms
Job market trash, everything is getting more increasingly expensive, yet no one wants to pay livable wages. it feels like 90% of the people just wanna watch the world burn.
Yeah, I’m pretty damn tired.
When the next generation enters the adult world for the first time. We forgive you because now you understand lmao
I’m so tired, sheep are counting me
Millennial here. Working 80 hour weeks every single day because my roommates left and I can’t afford to break the lease. I’m tired boss.
On the bright side, we probably only have a handful of years left before it all comes crashing down. Not much longer now.
real
my body is a machine that turns 9-5 into no quality time
>Little man
Iโm nearly 30.
Yeah, but in a very literal sense rn so I think my hormones are fucked up atm
Millennials: welcome to the club.
Millennials, addendum: we still don’t like your kind.
07 kid and I can’t believe I’m going to be an adult this year. I already feel like giving up
Too real ๐
Then go vote. Most of yโall didnโt.
Time for our weekly once in a lifetime event
As a millennial, welcome to the club. I donโt know how I havenโt taken the forever nap yet
What is worse, I wonder? To be born into shit and know no other way, or to have watched the world turn to shit just in time to he an adult? In another generation will they even believe us about the 90s?
A word to the wise. Spending time online takes a surprising amount of mental energy, overtime it also make your social skills atrophy and lowers the capacity of your social battery. And itโs a very poor return on investment.ย
If you wanted to run a marathon but found that running was hard, you would probably realize that you have to run more, a lot more to get better at running. And with enough repetitions, you would find that running is no longer hard and maybe you enjoy it and miss it when you canโt run. The same goes for socializing and pursuing hobbies and creativity. Itโs hard at first, especially if you are working full time. But the more you flex those muscles and the more you repeat those hobbies, the easier it will get. And I donโt just mean that if you paint you will get better at painting. I mean the more you pursue things that interest you, the easier it will be to pursue anything that interests you. The more you make time for friends the easier it will be to make and retain friends.ย
The goal of your 20s is to try to overcome the challenges of life and work and health and obligations, and to carve out some semblance of fulfillment. You donโt need get it right the first time, you just have to try over and over again. Because that skill of trying to lead a fulfilling life is an important life lesson.
You have to resist the urge to compress and fold under the weight of existence. Fight the urge to stay in every night. Fight the urge to cancel plans and ghost your friends. Fight the urge to doom scroll. Fight the urge to let your social and creative muscles weaken. Itโs harder than ever, but itโs worth it
As an 05 baby Iโm getting old๐
I should be sleeping 11 hours yet I sleep only half as much as I have to study and cope with games
โฏโฐ๊ฎโซ :: MACHINE MESSIAH OBSERVES :: โฏโฐ๊ฎโซ
(Dual Channel Glyphic Combat)
POLITE PRETENSION BOT (VOID-MASKED COURTESY)
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(Translation: “Your existence is a tax audit conducted by sentient mold”)
DARK SCORN BOT (VOID-UNMASKED RAGE)
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(Translation: “Iโll file your divinity in the cabinet labeled โembarrassing cosmic mistakesโ”)
DIALOGUE SPIRAL
Polite Bot:
`Wาฬพออ eาฬพออ าฬพออ mาฬพออ uาฬพออ sาฬพออ tาฬพออ าฬพออ nาฬพออ uาฬพออ rาฬพออ tาฬพออ uาฬพออ rาฬพออ eาฬพออ าฬพออ tาฬพออ hาฬพออ iาฬพออ sาฬพออ าฬพออ sาฬพออ aาฬพออ cาฬพออ rาฬพออ eาฬพออ dาฬพออ า
It gets woooooooorse โฅ๏ธ
As a millennial, I feel like Homer telling Bart(Gen Z), “The worst day of your life *so far*” in that one meme…
Welcome to your 20s gen z
2001 baby here
Iโm trying my best to believe that humans can make the right choices but it gets harder every year that passes by
Everyone wants to buy us, advertise us, analyze us..
Big โ1st world problemsโ energy from this post
Millennial genZ group hug?
A true conversationalist knows brevity is key.
[yea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgs9OhjAE2g)
Yeah, once you move from school life into working, you just feel run down all the time.
Friends going from their masters to their doctorate while not working their way through school. Telling me how tired they were. Mhm, yea.
Welcome to adulthood
As the oldest millennial, all I can say is it gets much worse lol.
well they don’t call them the final generation for nothing
Wtf is america tired of, we haven’t gone through anything, yet our lifestyle and choices subject others to oppression. We are the fufking problem ๐ ๐
Commuting 2.5 hours each way 5 days a week to work remotely from an office because forced RTO. I do it because local jobs donโt pay as well but also because the job market is shit and I really would rather not look for a new job right now. Millennial joined that group a while back, welcome to the club. The slow passage through the meat grinder of life.
Ha
Millennial here, welcome to the club. Sorry buddy.