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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Once the birds hit it’s game over, might as well get up and start eating coffee grounds 😭
The next day you feel like you’re at the verge of cardiac arrest
you just get that sinking feeling in your stomach
As for me I only start getting sleepy once I start hearing the birds. Broken body clock
Welp no more sleeping for you!
Ahh yes, the symphony of regret following a night spent skiing..
Then you say fuck it and get out of bed, make some coffee, and right after the first sip you feel like you could knock yourself unconscious just by blinking
The birds left in winter and I’m not excited for them to return
This is literally me right now 😭
I can hear the ants eating bread crumbs when I can’t sleep.
Me rn at 7:32 in the morning not even in bed yet 🙁
Used to get off work late at night and have to rush to a train station to catch the last train before trains started back up at 3am the following day. On days I missed it I made it back home around 5-6am. Happened more times than yad think… right as I was walking home you could start hearing birds and as I laid my head to rest all I could hear is them happily waking up, ready to start their day anew…
I hate birds to this day…. lol
I have a blanket up over the window so I can go to sleep after dawn.
Ah great. The birds are up. Guess i live here now
Or when you work nights and you get busy and stay up too long lol.
When you start hearing the birds and realize you have to go to sleep
I hear roosters cockadoodle-dooing since I live in Asia
What perfect timing.
Yeah AKA my fire meter when it beeps it sounds like birds. Hate waking up late lol 😩😬
Get you some Olly melatonin gummies.
In the summer it’s mourning dove and winter it’s the crows.
Earplugs everyone. Also, sleep masks.
Then by 1pm you decide to take a quick nap. You wake up after the sun has already set, and you have no idea what’s going on. The cycle continues.
Bro the worst lol
I feel seen… and not just by the birds 😩
When I haven’t slept and it feels like it’s time to actually get up it’s sort of a relief tbh.
One of the weirdest things about COVID was that the birds stopped chirping in the morning, at least in my neighborhood.
It’s like they were thrown off by our society readjusting.
Just like me
They long to be
Close to you
r/relatable_memes_
Stop spying on me.
Valerian root
its a good sign. spring is near 🌱🌼
Worse if your high on coke
Well, sometimes the birds here near my house start their “symphony” at 2am.
A good thing they already left for now.
Means it’s 4 AM. Birds boot up at 4.
Can’t wait for this one to hit r/peterexplainsthejoke.
this happens to me on a daily basis. cost me my job. probably caused irruptable damage to my health. it is what it is i guess.
I hear birds all night, that’s why I can’t sleep. (Parrot owner)
its game over at this point you shouldn’t try at all