Me_irl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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My wife will be out for hours and text me nothing. She has a 10 AM hair cut, and it’s now 5pm and Finally, I’ll get a video call from Costco asking what type of beer I would like.
love how women will say “you havent texted me in 3 days” when that itself implies that the woman hasn’t texted him in 3 days either
7th graders be like
I’ve been single for… *counts on both hands* crap, need more fingers… 15 years roughly.
Sometimes I have a dream where I am flirting and about to get intimate with a girl, and then my dream self remembers I’m married and then I wake up with the anxiety of I cheated on my wife. Then I tell her and she finds it hilarious. Super weird feeling and I relate to this lol.
I see this all too often. When I’m trying to date a girl, sometimes I’ll go a couple days without texting her to see if she texts me first… I want to know she cares about me too.
I forgot we were dating is hilarious. There is no way she responded kindly to that.
Dude I did this in 8th grade but even worse. I forgot I told her that I would go to her house and meet her parents and all. (I know 8th grade ain’t shit it wasn’t that serious obviously lol). I was supposed to go there Sunday. Well I lost my phone Friday and did not have a second thought about it at all. Suddenly it’s Sunday night and I’m getting ready for school tomorrow. I clean my room and find my phone underneath my bed. Oh my god the amount of texts I got from her were insane. Like 50 from her, several missed calls, her cousins got involved and started blowing up my phone too. I was in a panic lol.
Well at least they were concerned enough to ask if they ate, lmao
r/badfaketexts
Only 3 days? Damn, so needy.
Doesn’t this work both ways?
I mean… that’s pretty bad but at least she actually reached out, I totally get skipping out on this as well; when dating I didn’t want to burn up all the conversations with text messages and instead wanted her to be near me so we could have meaningful conversations while going out.
This but like my friends in general
I would block them so fast
🤣
Downbad
Lmao 😭😭 this is to real
Hahhahahhahahhahaha 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
That presumably means she hasn’t texted them in 3 days either. And their first message is “hey Sam”?
Lmao
ADHD?
😆
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