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“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

Considering how few tourists Earth gets, it’s probably got some pretty negative reviews.

That person would fit in well in my family.

We have the highest death rate of any planet 😔

It has more assholes than Uranus

Tbf earth has a 100% death rate for most of it’s inhabitants 🤷🏾‍♂️

Not exactly stats to be proud of

Earth 2/10 Would not recommend.

So many assholes live there!

The devs really gotta update earth. Unpredictable weather with common rotation, difficulty with interaction in AI’s and very incompetent and inemersive side quest. 1/10 I’ll be working at Macdonalds tomorrow.

Makes me think abt when I went to the movies, probably 10🍿 and some guy yelled at the commercial “it’s still a station wagon!” And most people laughed and it forever solidified the idea that station wagons are ugly in my mind

It is the planet with the most assholes!

I hate that I read planetarium like the guy from South Park.

Plan – e – arium

It’s a dragged-on show tbh

Lmao 🤣

casual jovian planetism

Amusing human.

“If you want to sound smart, all you’ve got to say is, “everything stinks!” That way, you’re never wrong!”

🤭😂🤣

You know it was some flat earther, they think every photo of earth is “CGI” yet cannot explain why there are no similar or better quality images of a flat earth.

That’s the alien

In the beginning the universe was created…

This made a lot of people very upset and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

As the old saying goes. “Some people, just want to see the world burn”.

It was probably Elon Musk, that fucker wants to see us all burn ❤️‍🔥

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