meirl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Tell her she can leave early if she gives me just 15 minutes of her earning power
“Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” Then do it until she gives me money.
It’s a wasted opportunity if I don’t leave that room richer
Would she tell me that she’s Beyonce? If not then I’d just sit there awkwardly not knowing who tf showed up in my room.
Have you heard about the Horus Heresy? Get comfortable…
Make a deal with dateline for a list questions to ask her about jay-z.
Gotta build her up about first.. say how great she is… Then beg for money
Shark Tank music when you walk in.
Look for the nearest exit
Talk a little with her and then leave.
Sell my time to somebody who’d get something out of it
Ask her for Kelly Rowlands phone number?
“Please, you’re a Billionaire, I just need like 2mil 😭”
“Please let me leave” lol
Turn it down
“Can you get a bowl of M&Ms with the browns all removed delivered like… now? No really, ask for it, it will set of a hilarious Rube Goldberg machine of panic and suffering, then we can eat M&Ms!”
😭?
Bro, I’m ugly as fuck and she married to Jay Z. Actually, I might have a shot.
Kick her out
Believe it or not I would just talk to her,no begging,no exploiting,just talk,make her a smoothie,tell her about the time I first met Aretha Franklin at a Donny Hathaway concert. That’s all really.
Reminds me of when someone asked “if you woke up as Taylor Swift, what’s the first thing you’d do?”
“Transfer money to my bank account”
Make her sew clothes for 5 cents an hour. Here’s your 2 1/2 pennies, bitch.
tell her the fnaf lore
I kno someone who says they were hanging out w jayz & Beyoncé and she made him lay down on the floor and sat on his face as a form of dominance ALLEGEDLY
Stop her singing
Ask her how many kids does she know Jayz met?
Scroll on my phone.
Jank on the door or put my hands on my ears.
Why is this person crying?
Period
Probably wonder why tf I’m there.
I’d show her my Funko Pop collection on IG and prob ask her for a selfie.
“I’ll sell you the key to the door for a million bucks. “
Probably read to her.
Tell her to quit trying to sing country music
Lock the door make her listen to her rediculous country crap, then hit it of course!
I’d ask her not to have me killed just for not mentioning her when I receive my award..
“HOW ARE WE GETTING OUT OF HERE”
Everything baby.
Spend one minute telling her I don’t like her music or her husband. Then spend 29 min just sitting there on my phone or some shit
I’d ask her if she wants to be country why doesn’t she go hang out and immerse herself in the country music culture….
Ask her why it takes her security 30 minutes to get there.
Literally leave.
Put it in her butt
Ask her to set up a dinner with Jay z
Please just give me enough to pay off my student loans and put a downpayment on a house