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Yep. Somebody’s gotta open the escape hatch.

I always say I’m going home and then I’m there for like 2 more hours

Damn I didn’t know this was a thing. No wonder people always say they’re gonna leave too right after I say I’m gonna leave. Welp at least I’m good for something lol

*welp* *intensifies*

Wifey and I are on the same wavelength most times. We both give a little nod to each other. And then it’s ‘Aiight, we’re outie’.

Takes real courage to be that first person though

That’s me! No shame. I just moved back, where I lived quietly. I’m not partying every weekend and not when the drunk comes out. No thanks.

Not all heroes wear capes.

This is why i slip away sneakily

Midnight on the dot and I’m out of there

the hero we need, but never stay long enough to thank

You’re welcome.

Yes I know him.

That is always me and have to admit: it’s my pleasure.

You’re welcome!

If I’m done somewhere, I’m up and leaving.

haha – that’s me

Being autistic and an introvert, I normally just fade and walk away. No goodbyes, nothing. Drive off.

One has to wonder how many of these heroes throughout history have become martyrs

FR!

That would be me at most events usually I’d like to leave before I arrive.

Irish goodbye and let the cowards suffer 😈

you are welcome.

I’m the queen of the walkthrough. 😂 I’m here, I pulled up, popped out, dipped out. ✌🏽

It’s me I’m always ready to go first

I guess, as always, the Irish are not given their recognition.

Thats me after 30 minutes , i thank everyone and say i need to catch an early flight .

Me!! I do that. Last to arrive often too.

I can’t imagine being so beholden to social mores that you wait for someone else to tap out before you can leave a gathering.

Sometimes I do it before I even arrive.

That’s me, 👋!

You’re welcome.

Eh I always know exactly how long I’m staying before I arrive.

Wait? What? I just leave as soon as I can because I miss my pets and my social battery was used up 3 days prior just thinking about attending, I didn’t realize everyone else wanted to go too, i guess now I’m leaving sooner next time.

*slaps hand on knee*

Introverts: You’re welcome.

Hi, thats me, and i don’t feel bad about it at all.

If I’m going to an event I’m not sure I want to stay at, I plant the seed early that I might have to go early. That way I either leave whenever I decide since no one is expecting me to stay long, or i tell the host “fuck my responsibilities I’m having too much fun to go now” and they feel good for throwing a good party. Always go in with an out

It’s me. Because I don’t want to be with people

this is me maybe?? idk i always leave first

She is me. You’re welcome lol

As a host, I also appreciate the person who breaks the leaving seal.

You slap your knee and say, “Welp!”, and then everyone else looks at their watch and says, “Yep!”.

Irish goodbye for me.

Everyone’s just waiting for the “Whelp…”

It’s me! I’m that person.

You’re welcome, friends.

This ain’t me. I’m the guy who just disappears after a little while. I’ll walk out the backdoor hop a fence and get in my car to leave. I’m not saying anything.

Which has confused my gf before and then she calls to see where I’m at. In my underwear sitting at my computer.

I’ll Irish goodbye 5 minutes into the party.

Always the solid mf

Honestly I’m this person. I know people think it’s rude but I just don’t care. The whole ‘taking an hour to leave an event’ thing is ridiculous

Literally the most boring person.

Glad I don’t go to party’s that suck.

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