I always say I’m going home and then I’m there for like 2 more hours
Moretti123
1 month ago
Damn I didn’t know this was a thing. No wonder people always say they’re gonna leave too right after I say I’m gonna leave. Welp at least I’m good for something lol
TotesNotADrunk
1 month ago
*welp* *intensifies*
AxeMasterGee
1 month ago
Wifey and I are on the same wavelength most times. We both give a little nod to each other. And then it’s ‘Aiight, we’re outie’.
ObjectiveSlide1116
1 month ago
Takes real courage to be that first person though
modernhedgewitch
1 month ago
That’s me! No shame. I just moved back, where I lived quietly. I’m not partying every weekend and not when the drunk comes out. No thanks.
TacoTuesday1008
1 month ago
Not all heroes wear capes.
Daoyinyang1
1 month ago
This is why i slip away sneakily
Lemounge
1 month ago
Midnight on the dot and I’m out of there
inkedgirlmiaaa
1 month ago
the hero we need, but never stay long enough to thank
Extrasauce5000
1 month ago
You’re welcome.
PinkCantalope
1 month ago
Yes I know him.
frankCV202
1 month ago
That is always me and have to admit: it’s my pleasure.
TheNecrostar
1 month ago
You’re welcome!
If I’m done somewhere, I’m up and leaving.
mavric22
1 month ago
haha – that’s me
Mrcommander254
1 month ago
Being autistic and an introvert, I normally just fade and walk away. No goodbyes, nothing. Drive off.
RandMcNallys_Revenge
1 month ago
One has to wonder how many of these heroes throughout history have become martyrs
rosemaryscrazy
1 month ago
FR!
l33774rd
1 month ago
That would be me at most events usually I’d like to leave before I arrive.
Striking-Watch
1 month ago
Irish goodbye and let the cowards suffer 😈
BuddyBroDude
1 month ago
you are welcome.
OddlyCongruent
1 month ago
I’m the queen of the walkthrough. 😂 I’m here, I pulled up, popped out, dipped out. ✌🏽
TailoredChuccs
1 month ago
It’s me I’m always ready to go first
InfectiousDose50
1 month ago
I guess, as always, the Irish are not given their recognition.
Ok_Simple6936
1 month ago
Thats me after 30 minutes , i thank everyone and say i need to catch an early flight .
blackdogreddog
1 month ago
Me!! I do that. Last to arrive often too.
Like_Ottos_Jacket
1 month ago
I can’t imagine being so beholden to social mores that you wait for someone else to tap out before you can leave a gathering.
Sometimes I do it before I even arrive.
Mom-all-knowing
1 month ago
That’s me, 👋!
kesskess1
1 month ago
You’re welcome.
evanwilliams44
1 month ago
Eh I always know exactly how long I’m staying before I arrive.
MaeR1n
1 month ago
Wait? What? I just leave as soon as I can because I miss my pets and my social battery was used up 3 days prior just thinking about attending, I didn’t realize everyone else wanted to go too, i guess now I’m leaving sooner next time.
unconquered
1 month ago
*slaps hand on knee*
human5398246
1 month ago
Introverts: You’re welcome.
Kand1ejack
1 month ago
Hi, thats me, and i don’t feel bad about it at all.
WhosGotTheCum
1 month ago
If I’m going to an event I’m not sure I want to stay at, I plant the seed early that I might have to go early. That way I either leave whenever I decide since no one is expecting me to stay long, or i tell the host “fuck my responsibilities I’m having too much fun to go now” and they feel good for throwing a good party. Always go in with an out
Fluffy_Doubter
1 month ago
It’s me. Because I don’t want to be with people
indigoinspace
1 month ago
this is me maybe?? idk i always leave first
secretsofmagick
1 month ago
She is me. You’re welcome lol
AngeloPappas
1 month ago
As a host, I also appreciate the person who breaks the leaving seal.
InterestingAnt438
1 month ago
You slap your knee and say, “Welp!”, and then everyone else looks at their watch and says, “Yep!”.
Namelesswhisper
1 month ago
Irish goodbye for me.
Zealousideal_Cost811
1 month ago
Everyone’s just waiting for the “Whelp…”
marinatingintrovert
1 month ago
It’s me! I’m that person.
You’re welcome, friends.
Last_Minute_Airborne
1 month ago
This ain’t me. I’m the guy who just disappears after a little while. I’ll walk out the backdoor hop a fence and get in my car to leave. I’m not saying anything.
Which has confused my gf before and then she calls to see where I’m at. In my underwear sitting at my computer.
I’ll Irish goodbye 5 minutes into the party.
Primary-Orchid-952
1 month ago
Always the solid mf
Powerpuff_Bean
1 month ago
Honestly I’m this person. I know people think it’s rude but I just don’t care. The whole ‘taking an hour to leave an event’ thing is ridiculous
Yep. Somebody’s gotta open the escape hatch.
I always say I’m going home and then I’m there for like 2 more hours
Damn I didn’t know this was a thing. No wonder people always say they’re gonna leave too right after I say I’m gonna leave. Welp at least I’m good for something lol
*welp* *intensifies*
Wifey and I are on the same wavelength most times. We both give a little nod to each other. And then it’s ‘Aiight, we’re outie’.
Takes real courage to be that first person though
That’s me! No shame. I just moved back, where I lived quietly. I’m not partying every weekend and not when the drunk comes out. No thanks.
Not all heroes wear capes.
This is why i slip away sneakily
Midnight on the dot and I’m out of there
the hero we need, but never stay long enough to thank
You’re welcome.
Yes I know him.
That is always me and have to admit: it’s my pleasure.
You’re welcome!
If I’m done somewhere, I’m up and leaving.
haha – that’s me
Being autistic and an introvert, I normally just fade and walk away. No goodbyes, nothing. Drive off.
One has to wonder how many of these heroes throughout history have become martyrs
FR!
That would be me at most events usually I’d like to leave before I arrive.
Irish goodbye and let the cowards suffer 😈
you are welcome.
I’m the queen of the walkthrough. 😂 I’m here, I pulled up, popped out, dipped out. ✌🏽
It’s me I’m always ready to go first
I guess, as always, the Irish are not given their recognition.
Thats me after 30 minutes , i thank everyone and say i need to catch an early flight .
Me!! I do that. Last to arrive often too.
I can’t imagine being so beholden to social mores that you wait for someone else to tap out before you can leave a gathering.
Sometimes I do it before I even arrive.
That’s me, 👋!
You’re welcome.
Eh I always know exactly how long I’m staying before I arrive.
Wait? What? I just leave as soon as I can because I miss my pets and my social battery was used up 3 days prior just thinking about attending, I didn’t realize everyone else wanted to go too, i guess now I’m leaving sooner next time.
*slaps hand on knee*
Introverts: You’re welcome.
Hi, thats me, and i don’t feel bad about it at all.
If I’m going to an event I’m not sure I want to stay at, I plant the seed early that I might have to go early. That way I either leave whenever I decide since no one is expecting me to stay long, or i tell the host “fuck my responsibilities I’m having too much fun to go now” and they feel good for throwing a good party. Always go in with an out
It’s me. Because I don’t want to be with people
this is me maybe?? idk i always leave first
She is me. You’re welcome lol
As a host, I also appreciate the person who breaks the leaving seal.
You slap your knee and say, “Welp!”, and then everyone else looks at their watch and says, “Yep!”.
Irish goodbye for me.
Everyone’s just waiting for the “Whelp…”
It’s me! I’m that person.
You’re welcome, friends.
This ain’t me. I’m the guy who just disappears after a little while. I’ll walk out the backdoor hop a fence and get in my car to leave. I’m not saying anything.
Which has confused my gf before and then she calls to see where I’m at. In my underwear sitting at my computer.
I’ll Irish goodbye 5 minutes into the party.
Always the solid mf
Honestly I’m this person. I know people think it’s rude but I just don’t care. The whole ‘taking an hour to leave an event’ thing is ridiculous
Literally the most boring person.
Glad I don’t go to party’s that suck.