meirl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I had a roommate like this. He got a traffic ticket riding his bike home from fishing.
He was almost charged with a Class 3 misdemeanor for fishing without a license.
Nice guy, but he was a magnet for misfortune.
I like that “missed his flight by 2 hours” implies that he continued to the airport. Like bro, if your flight is taking off in 60 minutes and you’re still 3 hours away, you can probably turn around.
Is it at all possible he was telling a joke you didn’t get
I once planned to walk to the airport to not have to pay for bus fare. Luckily this was in Iceland and it was super close so it was no issue. Also, walking over what looked like a lunar landscape at 5 in the morning was quite the experience.
How is there not a faster way by bus or something?
The real question being, did he rollerblade back home, or take a cab?
Tell me you had a methhead roommate without telling me you had a methhead roommate
If he had made it, was he planning to take the rollerblades along with him on the flight?
Did he just not plan for the distance or what?
Why do these twitter people always end their stupid posts with some variation of “and I haven’t stopped thinking about it”? Do they think it makes their mostly fake stories more meaningful or wacky?
My friend got a DUI on a bike, poor guy.
This says a lot about our dependence on cars and the lack of available public transportation
Imagine rollerblading on that smooth as fuck airport floor though, would be glorious
It was that carry-on that slowed him down.
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