meirl
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I’d pay extra for that. Or even a 18+only day in a regular theme park.
Nude Gravitron
As soon as you enter you’re requested to fill out a survey on your phone about your hobbies (survey will be deleted once you leave the park). You’re then matched with someone with similar interests. No politics, religion, or judgements will be discussed.
When available, said interests will be available at the park or transportation provided. Training by experts provided for additional fee.
And bring back adventure land, where you have to sign a consent form stating if you die it’s all you drunk dude
Bigger seats
I’ve commented this elsewhere; but I had family visiting, so I took them to the National Aquarium. So many screaming kids <in an enclosed space>.
Lets mascot costumes, more g-strings
Dildos strapped to seats sounds good
Honestly would be so much better!!
Dinosaurs and lazy rivers!
In that case I want a 25+ theme park.
A booze lazy river.
Top less bouncy house
Napping pods.
Same. Plus an orgy the ion.
Not so much because I want an “adult park”, but because I know people are going to bone and they may as well have a clean, well maintained place to do so.
The Sea Dragon These Nuts across Your Face
I feel this. I was on a train today and a child screaming the whole time on the seat behind me.
God I hate kids.
Thats stupid. Id have the entire cast of Sonic, no shoes.
With answers like that, how is OOP’s bot video going to get any veiws?
And I would still get on the tiny toddler dragon roller coaster
Oh I’d love that. As a mom of 4 it would be heavenly!
Phish played the local Six Flags and included the Park that day prior to showtime. It was surreal to have no kids around! Water park was just stoned hippies staring around…Best day ever at a Park…
Boob land
I already pay extra for my Y membership so that I can have access to the 18+ change room. It’s literally just a room where children aren’t allowed.
Make it a 30+ park to also take out the crazy horny people who have too much energy