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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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patient: i have a cough
dr house: first of all, fuck you…. your shoes… look a little loose. your hair, is ugly. chase check this man’s butthole for worms
dr chase: unbelievable… only the second ever case of butthole worms. how did y- house: [playing air guitar on his cane]
It was that one episode where the patient actually had sarcoidosis.
(“sarcoidosis” was usually the one the top triaged illnesses discussed on the show)
He was medical Sherlock Holmes, so the reasoning had to be a little wacky to fit the whole detective theme.
I always liked that episode where there’s no way he could be right, and everyone doubts him, but then at the end of the episode it turns out he *was* right.
More mouse bites!
I found it way weirder, that doctors, high paid specialists, would leave the hospital to break into the appartments of patients and search for shit that could trigger some conditions.
This is a gross oversimplification.
They’d first diagnose him with Lupus.
In real life they’re like, “well I can’t find anything wrong go home and see if you get better”.
I thought it more weird that patients could afford having a team of doctors to work on their case.
Did you try the medicine drug?
i vaguely remember there indeed a case about toothpicks in the colon
like an Amish or gypsies patient?
Remember the one where the couple didn’t know they were actually half siblings, and they thought the husband’s dad disapproval was racism and not him knowing they were related?
Does anyone remember when Disney made a comic based on this show, named “Mouse”? Goofy was a doctor that diagnosed everyone with an ingrown toenail, no matter what the symptoms were. Then they got a patient with an actual ingrown toenail, and Goofy went full conspiracy theorist about all the possible illnesses he might have, but it can’t be an ingrown toenail.
I’ve never seen an episode of House, but I’m nearly certain Dr_Sweets23 has experienced toothpicks in his asshole before.
I am a hypochondriac and I have dreamed my whole life of being investigated by Dr. House and his team. In the real world, doctors don’t give a flying fuck about unexplained symptoms.
Lisa Cuddy had a nice ass and rack
House: Did you try the medicine drug?
Side character: I did try the medicine drug
House: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. This person has tibetan larvae sepsis
Other side character: this is impossible, I forbid this
House: * does it anyway*
Person really had this thing that doesn’t even exist
All side characters: oh wow you’re so smart
House: yes I’m the best
Black side character: I’m also on this episode
Did anyone else want to strangle him, or was it just me?
the toothpick was somewhere in the guts, excuse me
And all that in a horrible fake American accent.
In my head canon, House spent his nights giving people bad advice on Reddit, and when they showed up at his hospital he was able to solve the mystery that he had created himself.
🍫⭐️🐟 for 🦷⛏️ haha 😆
Im not sure who were the House writers, but it head really good jokes. Better than scrubs tenfold imo.
I never got the appeal of House.
A “too smart for the rules” genius dunks on characters that exist only to be impossibilty stupid and highlight how smart the main character is. Feels like a single step up from watching Jerry Springer.
I know the episode he’s referring 2