Meirl
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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I couldn’t possibly imagine posting this on a profile with my face on it
“I never thought I’d die like this, but I’d always really hoped.”
Ben Wyatt: Oh! Wow, look at that. You shaved off part of your mustache. That’s lovely.
Ron Swanson: I didn’t shave it off. It rubbed off. From friction.
“if he dies…he dies.”
Consensual waterboarding.
Sir that will not hold up in court!!!!
He probably got named after the sound his dad made in that exact scenario
I’ve informed my wife this is my end of life care.
That’s enough internet for the day
“At least he died doing what he loved” ahhh moment…
“Ugwunna died as he lived. Buried in that sweet, sweet pussy”
Bro… this *is* a Wendy’s!?
I got a semi reading this.. HOT.
*applause*
True and real
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Lady boner triggered.
(Note: Hubby has always said something to this effect. It’d be a glorious death, he says…)
Amen.
Very relevant Andrew Russo skit https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8?si=bmhuxZDtrufXboOv
And they say poetry is dead
Poetry.
I woke up too early, I guess. My fault.
Grandma, you have had enough internet for the day
[you two were soul mates](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1cYeOezf8&list=LL&index=36)
“Till you nut”?
I thought this was a straight party at first but then it turned into a gay one lol
Ok bro, good on you
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
His next post will be explaining how he got a yeast infection in his throat
Donkey after after the shrek movie:
[Good Timing](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/s/xt4dGyMPP0)
Im in LinkedIn Lunatics right?
Gonna repost this on LinkedIn.
Amen
Exactly, only ever had one women who shamelessly road my face like she was in a rodeo competition.
With great power comes great responsibility, so we riding responsibly.
Really never got this. The lower part of your face is not meant to hold 100+ pounds of weight.
Convinced people who talk this up have never had a woman do it with their full body weight and wanna sound like they are manly sex gods.
Just eat your girl out normally.
Ugwunna nasty
Fucking disgusting.
Death by snu snu
Down horrendous
why are you gae?