[MFW when I wake up to realize the flight attendant gave out the food while I was sleeping])
Susbirder
20 days ago
Eye contact is everything
Lazy__Astronaut
20 days ago
Nodding along when they’re explaining how the seat belts work even though I know the drill
Big-Wing-4200
20 days ago
Give him a cookie before hes dead
ArtisticRiskNew1212
20 days ago
I don’t have anything meaningful to add but I wanted to thank you for making me go “awwwww” looking at this adorable picture
Unknowinglyodd
20 days ago
Dolphins are marine mammals and do not eat cookies.
They prefer cake.
French_Vancity
20 days ago
When I’m on an international flight I always ask them for an extra meal if there are any leftovers at the end of the service. Most of the time I get one! 😊
jutta-duncan
20 days ago
Omg too accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Zealousideal_Fold423
20 days ago
Cutie
phrygianDomination
20 days ago
I am generally pretty passive and do not complain to customer service unless I need to. But I made a polite fuss the one time my flight attendant failed to give me a cookie.
I got two cookies by way of apology.
Idstealfireagain
20 days ago
Can confirm. Flying tomorrow and already practicing. Gotta earn my cookie!
Velialll_
20 days ago
yo lol I saw this on the german version of this sub, r/ich_iel earlier, that’s hilarious 😭 it’s crossing language barriers now
Umbrella_Viking
20 days ago
Is this after you self righteously refused to switch seats with a pregnant woman so she can sit with her family?
mondhaseblau
20 days ago
that is SO adorable 😭😭 “would like a cookie” you get all the cookies pookie
Unfair-Animator9469
20 days ago
*visibly shaking* 2WHISKEYS PLEASE. Normally never get charged.
shortidiva21
20 days ago
D’awwwwwwww…
Allegra_Brunnet
20 days ago
also the same face u maintain waiting for snacks before u resume flight naps
kkrabbitholes417
20 days ago
me because i’m convinced if i don’t stare them down they’ll skip me
sbua310
20 days ago
lol. Yes.
HungryPupcake
20 days ago
Question: I fly international European, the trolley is always charged and costs a lot. Is it free for Americans/incorporated into the ticket cost?
If I wanted a very mediocre sandwich and a kitkat, it’s around €12-€15. A cup of basic coffee is €5.
Ah now I just reminded myself how much I’ve wasted on airport food 🥲
Tumblingfeet
20 days ago
This is always me in really long flights . I wake up and always get food the last . Just my luck .
sheburn118
20 days ago
This is uncannily accurate.
oohpreddynails
20 days ago
I needed that chuckle. TY.
tms88
20 days ago
Kinda offtopic but that dolphin looks so polite and well-mannered.
RoseKlingel
20 days ago
Accurate.
BulkyStatement1704
20 days ago
Until it’s granola or nuts!! I’m going back to sleep!!
Tight-Interaction621
20 days ago
😂😂😂
WorstNormalForm
20 days ago
That’s the smile you give a coworker you don’t know that well every time you pass them in the hallway
Broad-Bath-8408
20 days ago
What’s the protocol on poking the stranger sleeping against the window seat next to you in this situation? I usually let them sleep, but I’m never 100% sure.
Illustrious-Fox-8827
20 days ago
How i look at the flight which passes over my house.(:
UnderpaidModerator
20 days ago
They should provide cards like hotels – privacy please or cookies please.
If I’m asleep please don’t fucking wake me up to ask if I want water.
Best part is when the flight attendant gives you a little extra salty snack or cookie…it ain’t much but it makes my day. Flying is awful because airline management crams us like sardines, flight attendants make it bearable … they are the unsung heroes of this industry.
“Chicken or beef?”
“Yes please!”
[MFW when I wake up to realize the flight attendant gave out the food while I was sleeping]
)
Eye contact is everything
Nodding along when they’re explaining how the seat belts work even though I know the drill
Give him a cookie before hes dead
I don’t have anything meaningful to add but I wanted to thank you for making me go “awwwww” looking at this adorable picture
Dolphins are marine mammals and do not eat cookies.
They prefer cake.
When I’m on an international flight I always ask them for an extra meal if there are any leftovers at the end of the service. Most of the time I get one! 😊
Omg too accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Cutie
I am generally pretty passive and do not complain to customer service unless I need to. But I made a polite fuss the one time my flight attendant failed to give me a cookie.
I got two cookies by way of apology.
Can confirm. Flying tomorrow and already practicing. Gotta earn my cookie!
yo lol I saw this on the german version of this sub, r/ich_iel earlier, that’s hilarious 😭 it’s crossing language barriers now
Is this after you self righteously refused to switch seats with a pregnant woman so she can sit with her family?
that is SO adorable 😭😭 “would like a cookie” you get all the cookies pookie
*visibly shaking* 2WHISKEYS PLEASE. Normally never get charged.
D’awwwwwwww…
also the same face u maintain waiting for snacks before u resume flight naps
me because i’m convinced if i don’t stare them down they’ll skip me
lol. Yes.
Question: I fly international European, the trolley is always charged and costs a lot. Is it free for Americans/incorporated into the ticket cost?
If I wanted a very mediocre sandwich and a kitkat, it’s around €12-€15. A cup of basic coffee is €5.
Ah now I just reminded myself how much I’ve wasted on airport food 🥲
This is always me in really long flights . I wake up and always get food the last . Just my luck .
This is uncannily accurate.
I needed that chuckle. TY.
Kinda offtopic but that dolphin looks so polite and well-mannered.
Accurate.
Until it’s granola or nuts!! I’m going back to sleep!!
😂😂😂
That’s the smile you give a coworker you don’t know that well every time you pass them in the hallway
What’s the protocol on poking the stranger sleeping against the window seat next to you in this situation? I usually let them sleep, but I’m never 100% sure.
How i look at the flight which passes over my house.(:
They should provide cards like hotels – privacy please or cookies please.
If I’m asleep please don’t fucking wake me up to ask if I want water.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yes please 😂💯
[Fixed it](https://imgur.com/a/XzvpVYx)
Best part is when the flight attendant gives you a little extra salty snack or cookie…it ain’t much but it makes my day. Flying is awful because airline management crams us like sardines, flight attendants make it bearable … they are the unsung heroes of this industry.
😆