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My ex BF and I bought copies of the same book so that we could read it together. It was a cute idea, but I read it and he didnโ€™t.

M’lady doesn’t read a book? Uncultured swine…

Iโ€™m stuck on them saying good morning at 4 pm.

My weird quirk is that I collect racing, motorcycle, and automobile books. I have a lot of them. I mean a LOT. So, if the conversation turns to books and I say, โ€œIโ€™m an avid reader, too!โ€ The next question is always what Iโ€™m reading right now and the answer is always something like a history of the attempt to revive the Vanderbilt Cup races in the 1930s. Then it gets quiet.

Personally, I think this is a wonderful idea, but I am a reader, so …

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck em!” -John Waters

she doesn’t read. dump her.

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/8lwQPivfZYQ?si=T9f4iH7nDQH27ITx) for some reason ๐Ÿ˜‚

ummโ€ฆokay, thatโ€™s funny

What a wonderful and subtle screening method! The chose of book being read gives clues on the person. Not reading anything and using profanity to tell you that is a great self screening. Bye, Felicia.

You got to know your audience ๐Ÿ˜‚

That’s when you block her dumb a$$. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

To quote John Waters:

“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ’em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!”

This is just weird

Itโ€™s all fun and games until you end up reading some Colleen Hoover shit.

Idiocracy at its finest

Does the book count if it’s in a video game?

I’m literally reading some in Baldur’s Gate 3 right now

I wish a dude would ask me this. If a dude just would ask me this every so often, Iโ€™d be wrapped around his little finger

Dodged a bullet, eh?

HAHAHAHA iโ€™m an avid reader, and this was a very funny to me. Feels like I never meet guys that read so, itโ€™s satisfying to see the reverse

Spread those pages

โ€œthe book was better than the movieโ€ headass

Thatโ€™s funny

lol failed theory.

LMAO

Good morning??? Itโ€™s 4:19 PM

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Say what’s in your heart, not what someone else suggests

Good morning beautiful at 4:19 pm

Great advice! Someone reading a good book is the best!

r/comedyheaven

Ngl still a good strategy. Like majority of the girls I know read. If you donโ€™t mind putting in the work of reading, you can get some numbers that way.

Ladies, do you want to impress your Millennial/Gen-X partner?

Listen to the most recent Joe Rogan Experience episode and ask him what he thinks about Eric Weinstein’s positions on (pick your favorite gaslighting topic)

More interested in flicking the bean than flicking pages.

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