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I was today years old when I found out it doesn’t

It’s an anthropomorphic pig. We don’t eat humans. So it’s completely logical that the pig went to a store and bought things.

Given the third little piggy had roast beef, I don’t think it’s meant to be entirely realistic.

Just found out right now, but I never really thought about it either way

It doesn’t say what type of market! Could have easily sent the pig to a mud factory to test out the new mud samples!

That’s because it does. They’re anthropomorphic pigs. The others stayed home, had/didn’t have roast beef, and went “wee wee wee” all the way home. They’re pigs doing people things in a children’s nursery rhyme.

Wait’ll you find out what “Ring around the Rosie” means!

What do you mean?

It does mean he went shopping.

I thought the last little piggy was peeing all the way home, not doing a pig squeal. Found out in my 20s he didn’t have bladder control issues.

Oh no… I always pictured a little pig going to the market with a basket to pick up some snacks for some piglets. Why else does anyone go to a market? What a bummer.

I hate shit like this. Some fucker said something stupid stoend ones and people just accepted it without no proof or checking sources or anything.

This is some stupid shit onlyjayus could say. 

Does that little pig work at the market?

…i’m pretty sure it does.

sure, it could mean what you think it means, but it’s a kids’ story. why would it mean that?

you’re overthinking it. the pig went shopping.

Close this little piggy went “chopping”.

You know, i really don’t think it means what you think.

>This little piggy went to market,

>This little piggy stayed home,

>This little piggy had roast beef,

>This little piggy had none,

>This little piggy cried “Wee! Wee! Wee!” all the way home

In context it makes zero sense that these Piggies either get butchered, or get roast beef.

It makes more sense that one piggy went to market and got to have roast beef because he obtained some at the market. The other one stayed home, and had no roast beef. It alternates between the 2 Little Piggies. The first one gets to go to the market, then gets roast beef, then is so excited he runs home, apparently running from the feet, all the way up to the tickly armpits. He’s just that excited to have roast beef, and yells “Wee!” the whole way!

Some one spell out for me how in this Little Piggyâ„¢ world you can have Piggies with and with out roast beef. Why do the ones that don’t have roast beef go to market and get slaughtered? It makes no sense.

OP, your narrative makes no sense and no one in their right mind will read the screen play except maybe Uwe Boll.

This ‘lil piggie made bacon, this ‘lil piggie made pork, and they processed the ever-living bejeezus out of this pig and made Spam!!

And when did you start getting it wrong?

To be fair I think most of the kids books portray it as pig skipping off with a shopping basket. It’s an intentional mis-interpretation because a lot of the Grimm-type fairy tales are actually pretty dark.

wait…

Wait…so…oh…oh no.

Same!

I’m 45 and TIL this little piggy joined the bacon union, not the bagger’s union.

I’ve decided to keep believing that.

Wait. What?

It doesn’t?

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