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# “Hee-Heee”

Vacuums are engineered to enhance the crackle sound for this very reason. They’ve done studies, and people ranked the performance of otherwise equal performing vacuums better because they crackled.

“When I put my dick in the vacuum cleaner” Would be more correct.

Its like hitmarkers in CoD.

…and then it was the screw you searched for so long…

I read that vacuums are engineered to be loud when they pick up little bits. The industry had been trending towards quieter vacuums, and people started to perceive them as not working as well even though they were more efficient.

Hence forth, I shall say “hee-hee” every time this wonderful experience happens.

My wife is going to be so confused

Michael jackson wearing big fake lashes before it was popular

Either you’re getting hella dirt from that spot, or you’re ripping up threads from your dryrotted carpet. You wouldn’t know which until the beater was so wrapped up in thread, you’d have to take the vaccum apart just to cut off your new spool of yarn with a pair of scissors.

I don’t wanna see a pedos face on my feed

I’m not sure I get it. Does vacuuming turn people into ghoulish pedophiles?