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Imagine ye being a uber driver

I use to work for a limo/party bus company. If someone is passed out drunk and their friends just left them, we call the police and have them take them off. When women get passed out drunk, you need to stay far far away because when she wakes up, the first dude she sees is the one she will accuse of SA.

Y the hell did this make me laugh so hard? 😂😂😂😂

Seeing the pictures, but before reading the text, I thought for sure this was gonna be a South Park joke lol

I uber in a party-centered college town and this frat boy picked up an Uber and I drove him to his house and realized he passed out.. couldn’t wake him for shit. I had to call the police and they dragged him out. He was drunk as fuck and was not making coherent sentences. The dude accidentally canceled the ride while passed out and even tho I argued with Uber, I never got paid for it.

Let’s try not to use that black Nazi KKK member, please