meirl
Saturday, 15 Mar 2025
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Had some fruit hanging out of the loom
FLESH. CHANDELIER.
Maaaaan…why can’t he talk about the larged chested woman’s breasts breasting breastily as she works out. I don’t wanna hear about no flesh chandelier. 😂
The ballroom 😂 i just got it…
That happened to me once. Five young dudes thought it was a piñata and my day got worse.
I walked into the McDonald’s bathroom today and an old guy was walking around in a t shirt and nothing else with the bathroom door fully open. I just had my pee and left but as I was leaving he waddled over to the sink I’m not sure if he was dementia or just old guy in a locker room mentality either way I minded my business and left
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is hilarious 😂
I spit my drink out of my mouth reading this 😆
on my very first day, in my first 30 minutes working at a big box gym a dude scanned his key card and a box popped up over his profile.
management put in on a warning to let us know that this guy has a tendency to have gay sex in showers and for the male workers to go into the changing rooms to make sure bro is not forking a bowl behind the curtains
SIA DON’T SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER WAIT WE ORDERED THE WRONG ONE HOLD UP 😭😭😭
Cheap AC
Cinderella 2
🎶 I’m gonna swing
From the Chandelier,
From the Chandelier 🎶
I didn’t want to read that. thanks op
lol
The ol’ fresh chandalier 💀💀💀 bro painted a picture with words
Can we have more eloquent shitposts?
Using eloquent speech for evil is my FAVORITE form of humor.
He told me he stashed it in Berlin.
Best laugh I’ve had all day!
Lol
legit thought i was on r/BrandNewSentence
“His Flesh Chandelier”
Something straight out of a 90s sex novel.
I Outloud laughed and scared the dog.
Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
That phaaaaaaaaaantom of the opera is therrrrre, inside your miiiiiiinnnd
My college gym let senior citizens in for free.
I walked into the locker room, and a nude elderly man was drying his balls with the hand dryer…
Animals.