meirl
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Her vagina is wise.
I have 47 followers on Reddit. I think I need no introduction.
It’s wild that he thinks people know him outside the internet.. You know how many times I’ve chatted up “insta famous” ppl and had no fuckin clue who they were?
Just the other month I asked a supposed famous actor to take my photo in Times Square 😂
I met an “influencer” once who got absolutely offended that I had no idea who she was. Funny as hell to me.
Sounds like a raging case of Main Character Syndrome.
I once got 400 upvotes on my post on reddit. Where‘s my girlfriend?
On a technical level, this is very good writing that evokes a clear image. As a reader, I did not enjoy that mental image lol.
This is one of those things he’ll hopefully look back on with so much cringe. Ladies, us men can be fucking dumb. Speaking as a fucking dumb who has made these kinds of cringe ass moments with women he found attractive in the past.
I just imagined a Venus flytrap close itself 💀
(250000÷7000000000)×100=0.00357143
0.00357143% of the population knows who this guy is (assuming none of the followers are bots)
Which means that there is a 99.99642857% chance she or any other random person he asks never heard of the guy.
250k folloqers suddenly doesn’t seem like that much, does it.
Don’t get cocky just because you see some numbers on your instagram or whatever, it doesn’t mean shit
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Typical Insta Models
One of the best received things I’ve said to a woman was that I don’t really use social media because I have a fan group and that I have too many DMs to answer from that that I don’t really need to scroll Twitter.
I agree with her, but now I can’t fucking get the image of a vagina physically sealing itself shut out of my head and I am uncomfortable.
Jeebus, my vagina sealed shut too, and I don’t have one
Imagine..
Swag thanks for letting everybody know
Okay, but where was this guy when the Westfold fell??
How many of them are bots though
These interactions are so funny, I wish this would happen to me lol.
0.003% of the world follows him and he expects everyone to know who he is
“I have 2 million power in rise of kingdoms” ahh pick up line
I need to raise my standards for women, a woman could have said this to me and I wouldn’t have cared 😂. Sounds like an interesting conversation starter to me. In order to have 250k followers, her hobby must be pretty interesting or slutty, either way, perfect for a seasonal fling 😅.
250k followers is nothing 💀
On another platform, I have nearly 100k followers. I occasionally, maybe once every 3-6 months run into someone who knows who I am.
I just explain that I have a “small following” when people I know in real life find out.
You probably know me from my Hot Or Not profile 1998, when I got 3 nots and no hots
I have 14 followers ladies…get in line 😏
lol, with like 9 billion people on earth, and 250k followers, that’s around 0.00003% chance a person knows who he is.
Straight up I have dropped any and all interest in men who have a massive online following. Might seem harsh but in my experience it’s the first of many red flags
Might have been a joke.
i have nearly 25 thousand reddit karma, im sure you have heard of me.
That can be bought for ~1.5k
What’s the number to open it back up?
and of course the first thing to do when faced with a made up situation in your head where you shit on social media is to go and make a post on social media looking for validation about it.