meirl
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Always tell someone where you’re going if you’re meeting someone for the first time, and ideally have it be in a public place
“We’re going out Marge. If we don’t come back avenge our deaths.”
When I go out of town by train, I text my friend “If I go missing, search in *insert name of town*”. We’re both men.
It’s a shame this is what we have come to. I say we all move to the meta verse, but they say I’m weird and ikky. “Go away Zucc”. What is with this Zucc thing anyway
“Stay sexy, and don’t get murdered!”
As a guy, being aware of women’s increased vulnerability and anxiety, if I take them home, I give them my address beforehand to communicate to a friend.
The suppressed but visible relief most of them feel is unreal.
Most guys just don’t seem to be aware how safe life is for us.
Not a female and I do this when I’m meeting someone for a FB Marketplace transaction
This is basically identical to texts between me and my sister, if I were to meet someone. I’m lazy so she’ll find them on social media etc, and do a little digging. I’m terribly gullible though, so she probably feels the need to look out for me.
Plot twist: girl accidentally falls down subway stairs on her way home from a great first date and Brian is completely railroaded by a friend he’s never met.
The rule of thumb is if you’re going on a date with a man, just speaking by mathematical statistics and not intended to hurt anyone’s feelings, men are dangerous to go alone with. Please please please tell your closest friend or family who you’re with and where you’re going.
My wife did this on our first date, the proceeded to meet me in an empty (public) building, in a far room, with her back to the door and her headphones in so that I actually had to tap her on the shoulder so she’d notice I came in.
I still make fun of her for it 15 years later.
This feels so foreign to me.
lol so true! I was sweating bullets when I saw my friend’s location in a lake at night, but turns out the GPS was just a little off! 😮💨
Men bad, women good
The movie called “The Abigail Mysteries”.
Really weird Hallmark religious murder mystery story but fun. Abigail often breaks the law and does dumb shit while investigating, but tells other people ahead of time.
Wise. Well, that last part.
I do this when I get into an Uber! 💀
Can’t lie, have multiple times been asked by a chick or her friend if I’m a rapist or murderer before bringing her home from the club / bar / concert.
this is smart to do no matter what gender. i do this when i go meet Facebook marketplace people and I’m a fully grown man.
Honestly that’s kind of flattering. So many weirdos out there but willing to risk it all for how Brian looks on Bumble
I mean if you fear that there’s a good chance someone could murder you or do something awful to you, it’s probably better to just not go on a date with them…
ah yes a bumble pic will solve a murder of course
So, you’re going to ruin a random person’s life? No way a murderer is gonna be dumb enough to use their own picture in a profile.
And it’s fucking based. Even if it was unexaggerated and literally true, it’s still fucking based.