Hell yea! We don’t have to fake bone spurs anymore!
TwoToesToni
24 days ago
Wasn’t this a characters backstory in M.A.S.H. ?
Octex8
24 days ago
So, can we just claim to be transgender or do we have to have taken hormones?
Veritable_bravado
24 days ago
The irony of this is in order to enforce this, they need to acknowledge trans people exist…which is what they’re against to begin with
MoobooMagoo
24 days ago
The military is the biggest employer of trans people, so all jokes aside this is really shitty
Slow_Criticism8464
24 days ago
Yes: When the USA implement the draft again in the future: “CNN Breaking News: Hundreds of thousands of young americans are seeing themself as transgender, refering to a report from the Pentagon. Military analysts are saying that the reason for that may be fluoid in the drinking water.”
Zander253
24 days ago
When the Fuhrer rose to power those were the first to go… Faking transgender might not be as good as we think it is.
EmperorGrinnar
24 days ago
Trump said we’re all women now, and they don’t want women in the military.
So no more military.
Drak1nd
24 days ago
Didn’t Trump declare that trans people didn’t legally exist? How can people that doesn’t exist be banned from the draft?
MNxpat33
24 days ago

Mediocre_Daikon6935
24 days ago
Dude never saw one of the greatest and longest running  comedy shows of all time.
AnotherMerp
24 days ago
Not as great of an idea…they will have a camp for that soon…
Revolution is the way.
BodhingJay
24 days ago
time to dodge this draft

mzx380
24 days ago
GOP is anti military
johnnythorpe1989
24 days ago
Wait Trumpo signed an executive order recently
“Female’ means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell. ‘Male’ means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.”
At conception we’re all female. Thus Trump is the first female president… and the first transgender president. He was a man, and now he’s a woman…
I’d say by the same logic all the US military who were male before the order was signed are now transgender. Looks like its women only in the US military lads
Cariboo_Red
24 days ago
You mean bone spurs is no longer an excuse?
oldcreaker
24 days ago
This should mean transgender individuals no longer have to register for the draft, shouldn’t it?
Any_Caramel_9814
24 days ago
No more faking bone spurs… 🤣
Kdoesntcare
24 days ago
“draft dodger and foreign sidekick give transexuals an out if they’re drafted.”
If the GOP reenacts a draft I expect to see orange boy and his sidekick on the front lines. Hardest working president eh? Step up and prove it.
LifeGivesMeMelons
24 days ago
Hey Sarge, I’m only sixteen
I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse . . .
balls_deep_space
24 days ago
Call me Ishfmael
Any-External-6221
24 days ago

MrKomiya
24 days ago

tacotimes01
24 days ago
Fuck yeah! With this one simple trick I won’t have to support Russia invading Europe so Trump can keep those pee pee tapes hidden.
mickeyaaaa
24 days ago
cool, they’ll just form their own private militias instead….
Melodic_Pattern175
24 days ago
Instead of heel spurs then.
RickyBobbyBooBaa
24 days ago
I wonder how many prospective soldiers will turn up in a dress and heels.
gaytransformer
24 days ago
OH THANK GOD
CheezWong
24 days ago
But what about my bone spurs?
ArielNya
24 days ago
that gives the same energy of when people were getting days off bc they were feeling too gay in Sweden lmao
they want proof? let’s see how close can they stand to see my tuck game
ACasualRead
24 days ago
As a member of the lgbtq, I support this. I think we have enough heterosexuals in this country that we can send off in times of war or fighting over oil fields. The lgbtq are too special and wholesome for war.
DevelopmentAble7889
24 days ago
Is the Draft back?
Fejulove
24 days ago
Hey Klinger!
ninja_finger
24 days ago
Back in my day, you just had to tell them you were gay.Â
vehiclestars
24 days ago
“Yarvin gave a talk about “rebooting” the American government at the 2012 BIL Conference. He used it to advocate the acronym “RAGE”, which he defined as “Retire All Government Employees”. He described what he felt were flaws in the accepted “World War II mythology”, alluding to the idea that Hitler’s invasions were acts of self-defense. He argued these discrepancies were pushed by America’s “ruling communists”, who invented political correctness as an “extremely elaborate mechanism for persecuting racists and fascists”. “If Americans want to change their government,” he said, “they’re going to have to get over their dictator phobia.”
“Yarvin has influenced some prominent Silicon Valley investors and Republican politicians, with venture capitalist Peter Thiel described as his “most important connection”. Political strategist Steve Bannon has read and admired his work. Vice President JD Vance has cited Yarvin as an influence. The Director of Policy Planning during Trump’s second presidency, Michael Anton, has also discussed Yarvin’s ideas. In January 2025, Yarvin attended a Trump inaugural gala in Washington; Politico reported he was “an informal guest of honor” due to his “outsize influence over the Trumpian right.”
Hell yea! We don’t have to fake bone spurs anymore!
Wasn’t this a characters backstory in M.A.S.H. ?
So, can we just claim to be transgender or do we have to have taken hormones?
The irony of this is in order to enforce this, they need to acknowledge trans people exist…which is what they’re against to begin with
The military is the biggest employer of trans people, so all jokes aside this is really shitty
Yes: When the USA implement the draft again in the future: “CNN Breaking News: Hundreds of thousands of young americans are seeing themself as transgender, refering to a report from the Pentagon. Military analysts are saying that the reason for that may be fluoid in the drinking water.”
When the Fuhrer rose to power those were the first to go… Faking transgender might not be as good as we think it is.
Trump said we’re all women now, and they don’t want women in the military.
So no more military.
Didn’t Trump declare that trans people didn’t legally exist? How can people that doesn’t exist be banned from the draft?

Dude never saw one of the greatest and longest running  comedy shows of all time.
Not as great of an idea…they will have a camp for that soon…
Revolution is the way.
time to dodge this draft

GOP is anti military
Wait Trumpo signed an executive order recently
“Female’ means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell. ‘Male’ means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell.”
At conception we’re all female. Thus Trump is the first female president… and the first transgender president. He was a man, and now he’s a woman…
I’d say by the same logic all the US military who were male before the order was signed are now transgender. Looks like its women only in the US military lads
You mean bone spurs is no longer an excuse?
This should mean transgender individuals no longer have to register for the draft, shouldn’t it?
No more faking bone spurs… 🤣
“draft dodger and foreign sidekick give transexuals an out if they’re drafted.”
If the GOP reenacts a draft I expect to see orange boy and his sidekick on the front lines. Hardest working president eh? Step up and prove it.
Hey Sarge, I’m only sixteen
I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse . . .
Call me Ishfmael


Fuck yeah! With this one simple trick I won’t have to support Russia invading Europe so Trump can keep those pee pee tapes hidden.
cool, they’ll just form their own private militias instead….
Instead of heel spurs then.
I wonder how many prospective soldiers will turn up in a dress and heels.
OH THANK GOD
But what about my bone spurs?
that gives the same energy of when people were getting days off bc they were feeling too gay in Sweden lmao
US govt: we will not recognize trans.
Also US govt: if you’re trans you can’t serve.
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏻‍♂️
MASH was more progressive than we currently are.
Klinger- style!
They brought back the Draft?
they want proof? let’s see how close can they stand to see my tuck game
As a member of the lgbtq, I support this. I think we have enough heterosexuals in this country that we can send off in times of war or fighting over oil fields. The lgbtq are too special and wholesome for war.
Is the Draft back?
Hey Klinger!
Back in my day, you just had to tell them you were gay.Â
“Yarvin gave a talk about “rebooting” the American government at the 2012 BIL Conference. He used it to advocate the acronym “RAGE”, which he defined as “Retire All Government Employees”. He described what he felt were flaws in the accepted “World War II mythology”, alluding to the idea that Hitler’s invasions were acts of self-defense. He argued these discrepancies were pushed by America’s “ruling communists”, who invented political correctness as an “extremely elaborate mechanism for persecuting racists and fascists”. “If Americans want to change their government,” he said, “they’re going to have to get over their dictator phobia.”
“Yarvin has influenced some prominent Silicon Valley investors and Republican politicians, with venture capitalist Peter Thiel described as his “most important connection”. Political strategist Steve Bannon has read and admired his work. Vice President JD Vance has cited Yarvin as an influence. The Director of Policy Planning during Trump’s second presidency, Michael Anton, has also discussed Yarvin’s ideas. In January 2025, Yarvin attended a Trump inaugural gala in Washington; Politico reported he was “an informal guest of honor” due to his “outsize influence over the Trumpian right.”