Mother at 13
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Best to follow that statement with “her dad wanted to come, but he’s got finals today”
Really in front of my salad ?
May the earth rest in peace and may the mother who choked on her salad rest in peace.
That was an appropriate reaction
There is a woman in Germany who became a grandmother at the age of 23
I’m the opposite—my wife and I were married for 13 years before having our first child. People sometimes mistake us for their grandparents. When I tell them these are my kids, they get embarrassed. I usually add that we wanted to be sure our marriage would last first. One guy once looked at me and said, “Man, I wish I’d thought like that with both my ex-wives.”
what the salad do tho
She don’t play fair lmao
“WHAT SH—WHAT SHE SAID?”
Plot twist: Jessica probably tells everyone her ‘mom’ is just her older sister to avoid the awkward math
She wasn’t ready for that level of honesty
Traumatizing parents 101 xD
Bruh i went to school with someone who got prego at 12……she kept it and put for adoption
They wanted to show up, but they got stuck in traffic… for 3 hours.
best way to keep nosy people away hahaha brilliant
Pa/grandpa couldn’t get a day pass.
Iconic behavior, 10/10 for committing to the bit.
Make them confuse 🔥 sheeess
This is exactly how you turn a regular lunch into an unforgettable moment. I mean, why not keep them guessing?
I used to pick up and take my little brother from school. Everybody thought i was his dad, lmao, i don’t even look THAT old.
Not all heroes wear capes, some just come armed with pure savage energy.
Lol what a great comment.
😂😂😂
Madsis
Is je*sica welcome here??
I used to work at a high school, and the boomer super-religious career coach who worked in the counseling office with me tried to joke about me having an ex-fiancé by the time I was 18.
“I bet you broke that poor boy’s heart, huh?”
“Actually, he was too busy breaking my face.”
I have PTSD from him. He was a grown ass man who groomed and abused me when I was 16. Watching her choke (also on a salad) was kinda funny.
Why do parents need to be at a college orientation?
I assume she was 13 when their mom gave birth to the younger sister lmao
Why do they even require parents to show up?
Gilmore Girls moment
Madlass
My mother in law had my wife at 14. It’s amazing having a mother in law so close in age.
Why the heck you having lunch with other parents on a college orientation day
Explain you’re from Alabama originally
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