Mozart of racism

Scotty McHaggis checking in

Pierre Pulaclope.

Seamus O’Finnoflannigan, he’s 3 foot 2, speaks in an indecipherable mountain accent, loves butter beer and riding his mystic flying golden sheep named “goldhoof mcguinness”, violently hates Harry Potter because he’s British

Not an original joke but Hormonie Changer always gets me

Whaleeater McOilmoney

Willem van der Wietmolen for my Dutch ass

Probably something like Hellas Papadopoulos or Herakles Gyro or some dumb shit

Fondue Goldbunker

As a mix Belgian and Chinese Singaporean living in the Netherlands I’m claiming Lingling Vanderklomp, magical waffle maker who knows kung fu and lives in a windmill.

Bomda Towe’rs

Seamus O’tato

Something like Ram Singh etc ig

(Tho we already have Parvati and Padma Patil as examples of Rowling cooking)

Chico Soccerspell

Samantha (Sam) Washington and she speaks like a redneck

Mario Mangiapizza or something like that I guess

As a russian intersex woman I’d guess somewhere in the direction of… Slaviana Hermaphrodita?

Can anyone explain the Kingsley Shaklebolt (or whatever) connotations?

Pickina Cotton.

Name still kinda slaps. Also rattles and clanks a little.

Maple Leif

its not even wrong. i will never forget about anthony goldstein, jewish wizard

Ashleigh Mayonnaise for me