Murdered by math class
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I’m sorry, but I have a hard time attributing the conservative aspiration of what “alpha” is with 4/6 prepubescent boys having cheeks rosier than the color of their ties.
Also they sure have a lot of lip for none of them having actual lips.
i see a group of pull my finger boys who tell dick jokes or future republican congress men, no sure which yet
Is that Musks Doge team or are they too old?
Brown kid just landed in Gitmo, other 5 were in on it.
As everyone around them covers their drinks….
I would bet that between the 6 of them, they need about 1 razor blade per year…
A bunch of teenage boys in slightly too large ill fitting suits picked out by mum are alpha males, gd help us!
I’m 45 years old. I have never thrown a punch in my life. I’m confident I could knock out all six of them at the same time with a single punch.
The levels of alpha male is basically zero, because the only person on this pic being able to grow pubic hair is the guy on the bench in the back. And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give a crap about greek lettered masculinity.
These pups can’t handle a stick shift nevermind a woman.
“Alphas” are the most bottom betas I have ever seen in my life.
I’m trans female, have had 30 sessions of laser hair removal and I can grow more facial hair than these boys.
These are the children not old enough to rent cars who are fixing our aviation system which under their watch – based on all of their experience – has suffered two major accidents and the first aviation disaster in 16 years, right?
Edit: also why is there a DEI hire (MAGA code word for anyone who’s not a white male) in that group? I thought it was illegal?
Is this a picture of Musks DOGE crew?
All I see is a bunch of baby faced children.
Is the alpha male behind them all?
And they think it’s DEI keeping them down.
Who the fuck are these virgin’s?
Things like this constantly make me thankful that I’m a lesbian 😂
Is the photo-taker the same kid who swallowed a dog toy and squeaked when he breathed?
Josh is right. I cannot comprehend the levels of ‘alpha male’ in the photo. I used a massive magnifying glass & no ‘alpha male’ was visible.
Seen more maturity in wet concrete…
I get the idea, but I don’t understand the ratio part. Can someone explain? I’m thinking that no one, not just female or beta brain, can appreciate the level of ~~douche-y~~ alpha on the pic?
You know what alpha males don’t tell folk?
That they are alpha males ✊🏻💦
These boys have a caddy tote their golf bag because it’s too heavy.
These are the same guys who want to share their “$50,000 a month” investment advice on other subs.
I feel sad for the generations of children whose adolescent loser bullshit is immortalized online.
If you have to keep telling yourself you’re an alpha male, you aren’t.
It checks out, they’re all mama’s boys for sure.
Wolfpack are matriarchal, after all.
They are being taught to just rape women. Who needs consent when you’re an “alpha”🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️👎🏾👎🏾
These twats have obviously seen the inside of a lot of lockers.
Remember kids. If you have to call yourself an alpha male. You’re not an alpha male.
Future Rent Boys of America at their first butt plug training session.
I’m not a badass or anything, but I’m pretty sure I could take all 6 at once in a fight.
We have this saying over here:
Even if a monkey wears a golden ring, it remains to be an ugly thing.
I don’t think the other gay acapella groups would appreciate this type of attention.
How much do you want to bet that these boys had to have their mommies help them tie their ties since they don’t know how to do it themselves?
If vaginal dryness was a picture…
Ahahaha. Best parts of them ran outta their mom’s ass and soaked the sheets.
They all look like mommy and daddy would pay to sweep their assault records under the fucking rug because “THEY’RE GOOD BOYS THEY’D NEVER!!!”.
Statistically two of them are gay and three of them are rapists.
“I’d like to call this meeting of Future Date Rape Enthusiasts to order….”
their love for FOTUS has ‘beer’ overtones…guys…he’s not your daddy…
That was some Jerry level Cringe.
Is that Tim (not) nice but Dim over on the left
I’m sorry, who are these six children supposed to be?
Not one looks like their balls have dropped to get the bass in their voice.
I wonder what his mother thinks about this