Rotate your yard 90 degrees every so often to even it out.
RenEHssanceMan
14 days ago
That is the exact opposite of every other pee patch I’ve seen. Ever.
ChrisVills
14 days ago
r/lawncare in shambles
Loofa_of_Doom
14 days ago
Behold the power of nitrogen.
iluvsporks
14 days ago
Is your dogs name Monsanto?
JackDangerUSPIS
14 days ago
Hope the dog’s name is Brawndo
RandyTheSoviet2
14 days ago
Nitrates and Phosphates, I’d assume.
clintbot
14 days ago
Have you tried mowing it?
Mentallox
14 days ago
ya’ll its just plant Gatorade
ChaseBank5
14 days ago
Mow it the same youve done the rest of the yard.
Sheepygoatherder
14 days ago
Its a different type of grass. The dog piss killed the native stuff and the (non-native) stuff took over where it could. It’s more hardy and doesn’t mind the PH and ammonia.
dontreactrespond
14 days ago
It looks like your dog actually created grass as opposed to that other weed shit you got going on
Voodoo7007
14 days ago
What kind of dog do you have? There are a lot of other comments to this point, but repeated canine urination generally leads to grass death. It may be worth getting the dog checked out by the vet to make sure that the urine is okay. Something like diabetes in a dog could lead to excess sugar in its urine which could lead to what you’re seeing.
Americanbobtail
14 days ago
Glad to know that….
RetroEvolute
14 days ago
You’d look different if you drank piss everyday, too.
Suspicious-King3452
14 days ago
MINE DO THIS TOO!!!
Aboveaveragemindset
14 days ago
It was never real grass in the first place champ. Them weeds and crab grass
throwaway1937911
14 days ago
Interesting because my dog always stops to eat that type of long grass… 🤔
dontforgetthefries
14 days ago
Did you adopt your dog in Chernobyl?
SwordfishOk504
14 days ago
We don’t teach horticulture in school and it shows.
RadleyRadiation
14 days ago
Cut your fucking grass!

Praet0rianGuard
14 days ago
Dude mow your grass.
cyberentomology
14 days ago
That’s grass that has an all you can eat buffet of nitrogen. That’s why it’s a rich green.
Rotate your yard 90 degrees every so often to even it out.
That is the exact opposite of every other pee patch I’ve seen. Ever.
r/lawncare in shambles
Behold the power of nitrogen.
Is your dogs name Monsanto?
Hope the dog’s name is Brawndo
Nitrates and Phosphates, I’d assume.
Have you tried mowing it?
ya’ll its just plant Gatorade
Mow it the same youve done the rest of the yard.
Its a different type of grass. The dog piss killed the native stuff and the (non-native) stuff took over where it could. It’s more hardy and doesn’t mind the PH and ammonia.
It looks like your dog actually created grass as opposed to that other weed shit you got going on
What kind of dog do you have? There are a lot of other comments to this point, but repeated canine urination generally leads to grass death. It may be worth getting the dog checked out by the vet to make sure that the urine is okay. Something like diabetes in a dog could lead to excess sugar in its urine which could lead to what you’re seeing.
Glad to know that….
You’d look different if you drank piss everyday, too.
MINE DO THIS TOO!!!
It was never real grass in the first place champ. Them weeds and crab grass
Interesting because my dog always stops to eat that type of long grass… 🤔
Did you adopt your dog in Chernobyl?
We don’t teach horticulture in school and it shows.
Cut your fucking grass!

Dude mow your grass.
That’s grass that has an all you can eat buffet of nitrogen. That’s why it’s a rich green.
Good nitrogen fertilizer
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It’s what plants crave