My eclairs came out looking a little ✨️suspicious✨️
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Here’s to hoping the dicklairs won’t look so phallic once they’re filled and covered in chocolate… 😂💀
r/mildlypenis
I should call him….
They even have the little vein down the side 🤣🤣🤣💀
Edited for spelling 🤦🏼♀️
Well.. at least you have a promising career as a baker for hen nights 😂
/mildlypenis
Dip the tips
I’ve done that a few times lol. Sometimes, I think they won’t be long enough, so I’ll pipe out a little dollop more and it just makes them look inappropriate.
everything reminds me of him
I’d still put them in my mouth 👄 😭🤣
Should probably see a doctor if those don’t shrink after 4 hours
What are you filling them with then?
They were just excited you made them!
Maybe you are on to something, the baked good of the year, 2025
I bet if one were to poke a small hole in the end, then gently squeezed down firmly on the eclair, then post the resulting picture, I bet it’ll get more upvotes than this one.
I don’t know what it says about me that I think they look delicious…..
Claire will be very pleasured.. uh I mean pleased.. Iean she will think they are delicious.. I mean… Hell, they are going into her mouth anyway… Just say mmmmmm
Cut, uncut, cut, uncut…
Those are girthy choux pipes…
1 and 3 got decent circumcisions, 2’s looks a little botched, and 4 looks uncut
Those are some thick dicklairs
DTF THOSE
Would
This definitely belongs in r/mildlypenis 😂
You could get a job [here](https://theculturetrip.com/europe/france/paris/articles/hungerlust-this-baker-makes-penis-shaped-bread-at-legay-choc-bakery).
Perfect for a bachelorette party!
Hopefully they’re not too hard!
The only dick you can bite off
Dicklairs~
Something actually worth sucking 💋
[Flavors include chocolate/whipped cream fillings]
That takes “cream filling” to another level lol
Phallic. They came out looking Phallic. 😂
r/notapenis
Haha!! Best photo ever!!!
Now you have to eat them from the sides.
What you got on your mind? 🤪
I’ll take the eclair that is second to last. It’s been awhile since I’ve had one.
Well you could be an erotic baker…
😂😂😂
Gives new meaning to being called a dickhead.
I’d swallow these just as hungrily 😋
They all look the same when they are in your mouth 🤣
Gonna need two hands
r/mildlypenis
Should’ve used white chocolate filling
Penile
Just swallow.. it’s ok
r/mildlypenis
More like D-Clairs…am I right? Am I right? Hello? <tap> <tap> <tap> is this thing on?’
r/mildlypenis