My hometown dive bar won’t stop hosting “midget throw downs”
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Did your mom raise you to go out on for a night on the town with 2% battery like that? very irresponsible of you.
If you’ve got the midgets and they want to throw down there’s only one logical solution
You keep your whore mouth shut. This is ‘Merica, buddy.
Many years ago there was a syndicated columnist named Art Buchwald who wrote a mostly humorous column. However, he wrote a column exposing the disgusting practice if a bar that had had a “midget bowling” night, where a bar patron would take a little person, wearing a helmet, and hurl them down an alley in an attempt to take down bowling pins. His column went on about how reprehensible this practice was.
A short time later he heard from a group of little people who were angry that he was trying to take away their livelihood.
Where is this dive at? Asking for a friend…
It’s the little things in life that make it worth living.
Supply and demand, you bet your sweet ass I’m taking my gf on a date to go see some little people fight.
Charge yer goddamn phone
Was it [Micro Wrestling Federation](https://www.microwrestling.com)?
Looks like you took this photo with a potato
Well, that’s no reason to get short with them.
They’re outlawed where I live.
Pic looks like an upside down wizard shooting lightning out of his foot.
Can we say Midget?
Taking a picture with 1% battery ?
https://media.tenor.com/Ac-w1nJmetIAAAPo/austin-powers-dangerously.mp4
Are they getting paid? Because they can do it if they want
There’s a midget throwdown happening in my town. At the veterans hall. In the poster, one of the little peoples is dressed as a luchador.
Lol I would love to see this
These little people are getting paid, aren’t they?
I worked at a bar in some tiny old gold-rush type town a long time ago and the owner asked me how we could attract more customers, especially ones closer to my age (I was like 17 at the time). I suggested he convert the place into a dance club type thing since there was a nice dance floor area.
His suggestion was a “midget toss,” where you’d, well, anyway he ended up firing me for eating the muffins in the walk-in fridge and then he turned the place into a dance club that went out of business not long after.
I always wondered if he was mad that he didn’t do his original idea instead.
Micro Mania @ The Mystic?
Are you from Toledo?
And where is this really cool place?
Excuse me… It’s called little people hurling.
Assuming it’s consensual and they have adequate protections, goddamn missed opportunity with the name.
Just saying. “Dwarf Demolition Derby” or something is right there.
No imagination.
Wonder if they got faygo flavored galaxy gas yet
Just wonder if Peter Dinklage thinks this is funny.
That’s disgusting, where?
That’s a little offensive
Name of the place and entry fee for reference?
If their up for it, no one should keep you down.
That’s the OP in the pic?
Where is this? I want in😭🤣
Can’t stop won’t stop.
I’m confused here…should little people be banned from wrestling?
Just FYI a lot of little people really don’t like to be referred to as midgets. I’m sure some are ok with it, but generally speaking most people with dwarfism consider it a pretty derogatory term.
Let them get paid if that’s what they want to do. They probably have limited options.
When a coworker told me about this attraction at a local watering hole I thought he was pulling my leg. Later, as I sailed into a corner I realized he actually did pull my leg.
Do they still do midget throwing where they wear like a Velcro vest and you toss them onto a scoreboard? As long as they get paid for it, it’s all good!
Make the small things in life count.
Teach math to midgets.
The midgets prefer to be called DeWarfs
Throw back to wrestling in school gyms on Saturday night