My mom has written reminders to herself for her online poker
Friday, 28 Mar 2025
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she needs to stop gambling and start playing balatro or solitaire or something
Based on these notes, she needs to stop playing poker.
Or play with fake money until she figures out how to play properly.
What site does she use and when does she typically play? Asking for a friend.
add another one with “stop gambling”
“do not go all in” is bad advice
She needs a new one: “fold pre”
STRAIGHT ALERT WATCH
As LGBTQ this one was extra 🤌
Depressing
A little bit different, but she may enjoy Super Auto Pets. Full of thinking and problem solving, cute animals and you can unlock hats.
“Always hit on 16”- Jeffrey Epstein
Let her know she’s up against ai strategies and bots. If she’s not doing it her self her odds of winning are extremely low.
Say goodbye to your inheritance.
I hope she’s not burning real cash on this though. Most poker sites are just dominated by people using all sorts of bots and algos to milk the majority of players
I have been playing online poker for over 3 years and have never used real money. Maybe she’s not using real money like everyone assumes.
I would be terrified to see this. Someone’s about to lose more money than they should.
Everyone saying stop gambling as if she is playing with real money.
Poker is so fun!
Everyone here making it seem like gambling is ALWAYS bad😂 you can set money aside like any other hobby? 20 bucks a week or every pay period and play a long MTT. Its a good time and in moderation like everything else is fine.
Show your mom the Stickies app that comes with every Mac which allows endless sticky notes on your desktop instead of taping pieces of paper to an expensive MacBook
You might want to convince your mom to pick up a new hobby.
Someone playing poker should NOT have these very simple things as a note….
This is r/sadcringe stuff
Hopefully she isn’t playing with too much money since she does not know the basics : )
Yikes
The fact that she has a note saying not to go all in tells me she is really bad a poker. All in is a very valid strategy. I really hope she isn’t playing for money
She’s a gamer – she likes the risk and reward
Omg cuz this is me while playing any type of poker/card games in video games
“do not go all in” mom needs to live a little
I’m laughing so much, damn. I go into every session saying to myself- don’t go all in, don’t go all in. Then I go all in.
I’m on 2 months break now.
This is not interesting, it should be concerning. Gambling is not fun at all and can ruin families easily.
Mildly gambling addiction
“DO NOT GO ALL IN” being equally sage advice for online gaming and stock market players
The red one is indeed hard to remember
My mom used to leave herself notes like this (not about poker) about 10 years ago. A few years later signs of dementia started to show. Please make sure she is ok.
Yes she needs dat
If she likes poker this much she really should just try Balatro. I think its good at explaining the other mechanics that aren’t poker
Your mum seems super cool. DM me I’d like to invite her to our game.
Get her to play Balatro