My nephew refuses to go to our local park because he’s terrified of this thing

He’s right

Why it’s just the wood carving of a man a mob hung from a tree and killed by spilling his guts because they accused him of witchcraft. It’s pretty normal and not at all scary. I mean it could happen to anyone.

Just tell him it only comes alive at night so not to worry

Shit, I ain’t going to your park, either.

As a kid that would have terrified me.

Fair enough. I used to visit the cemetery down the street from my apartment all the time when I was in college..I stumbled upon this headstone with a head full of acid one night, freaked me right the hell out.
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Honestly, your response to his response is more infuriating than your post…

He’s right. That thing looked cursed

Imagine youre a little kid at the playground playing in the sandbox. You look at the weird statue, then you look back at you bucket and shovel. Then you look back at the statue and now its sprinting full speed at you.

That thing looks like a corpse.

I mean clearly that’s some kind of vengeful dryad waiting to happen

I’m with your nephew.

Hahaha reading these comments, Reddit you did not disappoint, Thank you.

this some ish you’d see in a horror movie. totally don’t blame him

I don’t blame him, I wouldn’t willingly go there either.

What’s mildly infuriating you? The statue or your nephew?

“You better behave or the tree corpse will getcha!”