My reaction when she invited me over to build legos then starts taking her clothes off
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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Me in jerkmate finale, when my parents walk in. Im not losing.
Legos > seggs
I had the same reaction to that photo. I can’t help but laugh thinking this was the best of the photos the photographer took.
PLOT TWIST: You’re in Thailand and it’s actually not a “she.”
You get to build the Millennium Falcon on her tits
Deport his ass.
What a joke country. Gona be so bad
https://open.spotify.com/track/30icXh9LUsQV9eBrrHDXiP?si=Ve3PlGD7SUiqZaK344j0rA
💀💀💀💀
Was she older than 16 ?
Put the legos and sex together and you got yourself BDSM
It was really fun, but I don’t think we’ll ever get that mini-figure back. At least the baby will have something to play with.
The way my eyes go when I’m in a zoom meeting and she’s down there
When you go to eat her ass and it smell like ass
When she invites me over for Netflix and chill, drop an *Eat my ass*, and then proceeds to shit on my face.
He’s got such trustworthy eyes.
looks like he took PMA thinking it was X.
dead eyed psychopath
My dog looks at me like this. I start drifting left and right trying to intercept his gaze.
“When the boss shoves his orange dick in your ass”