My wife’s “bean burrito” it’s just a pound of refried beans
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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your wife about to commit heinous gaseous crimes later tonight
Would
You wife’s “bean burrito” looks pretty beat up
Shai-hulud
Sounds like they nailed it.
What do you expect for a bean burrito? Cheese? That’s a bean & cheese burrito dawg, totally different. You ask for a bean burrito, you are getting beans in burrito form!
There are restaurants in southern AZ that have literally this on their menu…
Eat her ass tonight
She’s gonna be levitating above that bed tonight bro
Didn’t expect to learn the OP has a fart fetish on a shittyfoodporn post but here we are.
The drive home.
I see no deception.
Gonna be her later
There’s a place in my city called BTs, they have huge bean and cheese burritos. You can get them with green or red sauce, and then they give you hot sauce you can dunk them in. It’s the fuckin best.
Good thing that’s what a bean burrito is!
Would still smash but I’d add cheese and drizzles of hot sauce
[https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/b9574x/dear_guy_who_just_made_my_burrito/](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/b9574x/dear_guy_who_just_made_my_burrito/)
/r/dontputyourdickinthat/
Or maybe do. I know I like myself some nice warm, uh… “bean burritos.”
It’s still a burrito man!
Only other thing I’d want in there is some cheese. Nothing more comforting than bean, cheese, and flour tortilla.
What’s wrong?
“Stick to your ribs”
I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Anal Yogurt
As someone who moved from the west coast to a dumpster in the south, I’d commit things that will create a whole new Wikipedia page for a fat burrito like this, even one that’s just beans.
When someone says bean burrito this is what comes to my mind atleast
Respect. ✊
Tag this NSFW ffs 😮💨