My rich friend offered me anal in the back of a van for candy.
I was so disgusted by this gesture * takes bite of Twix *
I dunno how you people accept these bribes so readily
BoostIsOurFriend
3 months ago
A friend in need is a friend indeed
Glory4cod
3 months ago
Alright, now you are preparing to get it in your rig. And be honest my friend, what will your friend get into you?
/s
Happy birthday, mate!
jonaz97
3 months ago
Wow! u have a very generous friend. hbd
xspiderdude
3 months ago
This is literally what I would be doing if I was the rich friend… Oh you need a GPU? Here’s a casual 4090
You need a car? I’m sure a base model Honda civic should work just fine
yonly65
3 months ago
One of the best parts of having money is getting to be Santa for family & friends. It’s great your friend has the same perspective.
Suggestion: if you want to pay them back, *don’t* buy something. **Create** something – a framed photograph of the two of you doing something fun and memorable is more valuable and rare than a $200 trinket.
I think youโll soon find out you canโt just plug that baby in and replace your old card. Youโre gonna need a new power supply and cables that can handle the amperage of a hot water heater lol
BlueInfinity2021
3 months ago
I know I will probably get downvoted but I don’t think I would take a gift like this from friend.
I’ve found in the past that money changes friendships, almost always for the worse.
Powerful-Goal-4770
3 months ago
As my Italian grandma used to say: Happy Burrrthday!
Awesome! keep them around. You might be amazed to learn how rare it is to have rich friends who are willing to buy you stuff.
I guess I can see that because of I was rich I would be significantly less rich because of stuff I would get for my friends.
hurlcarl
3 months ago
This is what the rich should be doing… not hording money, making sure the world’s gamers have 4090s.
EastLimp1693
3 months ago
Congratulations mate, happy birthday.
Latiesh
3 months ago
This reminds me of.
Four men reunite at a party and talk about their sons…
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says: โI am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics, Business Administration, and was promoted, began to climb the corporate ladder, becoming the General Manager, and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.โ
The second guy says: โDamn, thatโs terrific! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.โ
The third guy says: โWell, well, well congratulations! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some very nice and expensive thing to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq. ft. mansion especially for his friend.โ
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of their sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone to rest room returned and asked: โWhatโs going on, what are all the congratulations for?โ One of the three said: โWe were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?โ
The fourth man replied: โMy son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.โ
The three friends said: โWhat a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.โ
The fourth man replied: โNo, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. In addition, he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends?โ
Teo_Verunda
3 months ago
His Grandpa: Holds Giant Pumpkin
His Dad: Holds Giant Salmon
Him: Holds 4090
OUR rich friend , ask him if he remembers that one time when I asked him to remember that one time
If he wants another friend, let him contact me.
Happy birthday btw!
You have a nice friend
Is your rich friend’s mom single ?
Does your best friend need another best friend?
Here for the jealous comments lol
Plot twist: He only has a 600W PSU.
If she is a women, marry her.
If he is a guy, marry him.
Dam my friend sold me a new 4090 for $800 and I thought I was lucky. You win
Not a RICH friend, thats a brother!
whatโs OUR rich friends number again?

Look at me, I am your friend now.
How many times did you have to suck his dick?
My rich friend offered me anal in the back of a van for candy.
I was so disgusted by this gesture * takes bite of Twix *
I dunno how you people accept these bribes so readily
A friend in need is a friend indeed
Alright, now you are preparing to get it in your rig. And be honest my friend, what will your friend get into you?
/s
Happy birthday, mate!
Wow! u have a very generous friend. hbd
This is literally what I would be doing if I was the rich friend… Oh you need a GPU? Here’s a casual 4090
You need a car? I’m sure a base model Honda civic should work just fine
One of the best parts of having money is getting to be Santa for family & friends. It’s great your friend has the same perspective.
Suggestion: if you want to pay them back, *don’t* buy something. **Create** something – a framed photograph of the two of you doing something fun and memorable is more valuable and rare than a $200 trinket.
I think youโll soon find out you canโt just plug that baby in and replace your old card. Youโre gonna need a new power supply and cables that can handle the amperage of a hot water heater lol
I know I will probably get downvoted but I don’t think I would take a gift like this from friend.
I’ve found in the past that money changes friendships, almost always for the worse.
As my Italian grandma used to say: Happy Burrrthday!
Nice
Prepare your anus now
/s
Awesome! keep them around. You might be amazed to learn how rare it is to have rich friends who are willing to buy you stuff.
I guess I can see that because of I was rich I would be significantly less rich because of stuff I would get for my friends.
This is what the rich should be doing… not hording money, making sure the world’s gamers have 4090s.
Congratulations mate, happy birthday.
This reminds me of.
Four men reunite at a party and talk about their sons…
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says: โI am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics, Business Administration, and was promoted, began to climb the corporate ladder, becoming the General Manager, and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.โ
The second guy says: โDamn, thatโs terrific! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travelling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.โ
The third guy says: โWell, well, well congratulations! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some very nice and expensive thing to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq. ft. mansion especially for his friend.โ
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of their sons. The fourth friend who earlier had gone to rest room returned and asked: โWhatโs going on, what are all the congratulations for?โ One of the three said: โWe were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?โ
The fourth man replied: โMy son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.โ
The three friends said: โWhat a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.โ
The fourth man replied: โNo, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. In addition, he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq. ft. mansion, a brand new jet, and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends?โ
His Grandpa: Holds Giant Pumpkin
His Dad: Holds Giant Salmon
Him: Holds 4090
Everyone, relax only those who comment get one.
he shouldve given you knee pads too
/s
A friend and a 4090?
This AI is wack.
where can i find a friend like that?
I’ll just be here with my 1070 & no friends.