Mysterious circumstances
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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It has not been nice knowing you
Don’t threaten us with a good time
Funny. He exists due to “mysterious circumstances” to begin with.
Ketamine. It will be ketamine. And not a moment too soon.
Along comes the 🐻✡️
fuck that fascist.
Nothing mysterious about never finding his way back out of a k-hole, we all kind of expect it of him.
He’s the wealthiest man on the planet with a direct line to the president of the United States, whose political party has total control of the federal government. Still, he has to fabricate conspiracies about a mysterious death. These guys can never take the W. They always have to be victims even when they’re on top of the economic and societal food chain.
Or some weird fungi. Or a cowpox varient. Or ketamine. Perhaps just guilt because you are a wanker. Who knows? What fun.
I am not a killer. I dont have the killer instinct. But with this piece of shit. I would be able to tear out his fucking face with my own hands. Same thing with the orange turd and all his family.
Please pull a Matthew Perry…Please pull a Matthew Perry…
I don’t think we could find a guillotine large enough to fit his big head.
Or the classic “self inflicted gunshot wound while hiding from his enemies in a bunker”
and it will be broadcast on national TV…
Why would he think anyone would care
Nice knowin ya? His dumbass never knew me or he would have known his death was coming from the moment he stepped his racist foot in the US. Nothing mysterious about a person hated by almost everyone suddenly dying. The only mystery will be why it took so long.
i just wanna say this comment section is pure gold
Finally he gave us some good news…
Edit: And please, someone tell him that it wasn’t nice knowing him
Meth/coke can absolutely cause fatal arrhythmia’s.
There is that historically inaccurate claim that the man who invented the guillotine died by one. Since Musk didn’t invent the Tesla could one be used on him? Just asking for Luigi.
God I hope it’s public
He just wants us to stop talking about what a nazi he is. so this now
Don’t give us hope, Elon.
And it wasn’t nice knowing ya
If his dead body was found tomorrow morning, nobody would be questioning why.
K bye
That’s one definitely a one way feeling. I hate that I’m forced to know who he is and his every action and dumb thought.
Like I did with Thatcher I will gladly raise a pint to his ultimate demise.
What an exciting thought
Well the USA just became Russia-lite so maybe these guys start “falling outta third story windows”.
I don’t care how it happens, where it happens, or who does it. I dare say this guy is in the top 10 for most dangerous person in the world and his demise will be celebrated.
I wish you actually do, world will be less miserable if you actually die
I don’t care how, just hurry it up I’m hoping you make a submarine and take TЯUMP to see the titanic.
À la lanterne
Project 1793
Statistically most victims of the guillotine were poor. Elon is too rich to go out by guillotine.
There used to be a sentiment in this country that the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi, I hope America wins in the end.
Why don’t people in the US accept popular verdicts?
If anyone kills him, it won’t be secretive. It will be a warning. That’s how revolutionaries tend to work. If he dies “mysteriously”, it will be because someone up at the top killed him, not some random poor person.
Luigi, your call.
Or a ketamine overdose
Ahh yes, cause publicly threatening people totally makes you look good, great way to get people to listen to what you have to say instead of see you as the threat you’ve made yourself out to be.
if the ketamine doesn’t do it first, that is
Oh hey it may be from a self inflicted gunshot inside his bunker like some other historical figure that he deeply admires.
Honestly whatever natural causes work for me. Cancer would be good.
It will be Ketamine.