Nah I was just trying to isolate *you*

I don’t even know the guy and I want to fuck his girlfriend.

tbh should have answered that “all your male friends want to fuck you too”

Basically folks. Let her be friends with who she wants. If she messes around then let her go. I really don’t understand why guys get jealous like that. But hey I’m just a guy that’s seen the story play out too many times I guess.

We have a simple rule; if you do it, so do I.

I always laugh at the idea that you can’t be friends with the gender you’re attracted to. Me and my wife are both bi, so I guess that means no friends for anyone.

this is good lol. Dam

But HE can still see his male friends because they don’t want to fuck him.  

I’m a guy and my best friend is a girl, if my other half stopped me being friends over here insecurities then she can’t be my gf. It’s all about trust people you can have friends of the opposite sex and not shag haha!

Honestly I think a lot of people miss a pretty significant distinction in that “want to” is not the same as “would be willing to”

I have female friends whom I have no active interest in fucking, for assorted reasons, but they’re people whose company I enjoy, and sex is fun, so if circumstances were such that they were available and interested, I’d be down to clown. But that’s not the same as trying to get them to cheat or hoping they break up with their current partner so I can hit on them or whatever.

And while I recognize I’m well outside the mean on many axes, I suspect there’s a pretty sizable contingent of dudes like me who, if asked would say “yeah, I’d be down” and people may be confusing this for “I’m only hanging around in the hopes of eventually” which is a wholly different mindset.

I remember my friend’s ex boyfriend was the super possessive type and he was constantly on her ass about the whole male friends thing, which was strange because she admitted to me he had plenty of friends who were women

I remember having previous ex girlfriends who were realllllly jealous of me having a few friends that happen to be women. Of course, I was gaslighted and berated into oblivion, with comments such as “If you really loved me you’d have blocked them”, or “guys being friends with girls is a huge red flag and shows you want to get in their pants”, or other such ridiculous nonsense.

Of course, I loved to entertain them and do exactly like they requested: blocking those ‘friends’ per the GF requests. But I don’t stop there…

Later on, I would reverse that logic by doing a full 180° on them, saying “Oh wait hang on, you asked me to block my friends that happened to be women. Although I see you’re still friends with your guy friends, when will you block them? I’ve held up my end of that request, when will you do so?”.
– Wait no, that’s toxic of you to ask me to block my male friends, that’s so insecure of you and I can’t believe you asked me this.
– Weren’t you the one who expressed being insecure with me having girls as friends, and asked me to block them all to show my love to you? I did that per your own request, and now you’re unwilling to do it yourself?
– Wait no, that’s different!
– No, it’s not different. I blocked them all to follow your request, and now you’re unwilling to do the same thing on your end? That’s a double standard, and something you’ve requested yourself but that you’re unable to do yourself, because it’s toxic as a request?
– But, but, but…Wait! No! That’s not what I meant!
– Yes, that’s exactly what you meant. And at the time, I argued this request was toxic and you gaslighted me into abiding by it.

And every time, they followed through with their own ridiculous requests, and it started to poison their own very existence. Good riddance.

A few even came back weeks or months later saying how ridiculous this is and that they miss their fiends. I just replied something along the lines of: “Of course it is, and I miss my friends too, you argued througj teeth and nail for it, I even argued against this but you held on to your request as if heaven depended on it, and now that you’re faced with this yourself it somehow annoys you and it’s toxic just for yourself? I told you all that months ago and you didn’t care whatsoever, shows how much you really love me…”.
They’d just shut up afterward and still pretended I was the toxic one after lol. Hey, I’m just matching your toxic energy. The toxic one is you.

Moral of this story: entertain their own toxic requests for a short while, and flip it on them by stating they’re unwilling to abide by their own toxic requests. It shows them just how narrow minded and toxic they really are, and also shows how sexist their requests are.

the state of the average guy’s emotional security is hilarious these days, actually pathetic.

I’m fine with my wife’s friends wanting to screw her.

I don’t care for the one that tried to hit on her in front of me.

Does this work the other way so that I don’t have to hang out with her female feiends?