No Dunkin’ this morning. All donuts were recalled. I wonder what that means.

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Well, it happened. The donut rapture.

It means you probably shouldn’t have gotten a donut there yesterday.

Massachusetts in crisis mode rn.

Avian beignet flu.

It means you don’t get a donut

I miss the days of fresh, in store cooked donuts. I don’t go to Dunks anymore, everything’s too dry

Centralized baking, the worst idea for contamination.

Somebody put their batter in the batter

Got a donut from my local dunkin about 45 minutes ago…

The freezer broke or the donut rewarmer broke.

In either case, Google a local donut shop that actually makes them fresh. 

Assuming some eggs or dairy supplier popped for H5N1

It means there was a sawdust shortage

“Missing BandAid”

I donut know

Huh, are you near Richmond, Virginia?

It means, go to the local donut shop and stop supporting corporate frozen donuts and their shit coffee

They have to serve their country now

It means why buy donuts from somewhere that doesn’t make them on site

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Recalled to hell.

It means they are shipped in and not made on site.

It means you need to find coverage for 1st breakfast before 2nd breakfast comes. 

*Homer Simpson has entered the chat*

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How do I recall the ones in my stomach…… Oh wait, oh no!

I ate a Dunkin donut this morning 😑

They got recalled because they had a hole in them

I see no problem here. Their donuts are garbage.

America stuck walking.

Nothin’ Nonuts

it’s a sign to go find a much better local donut shop!

Half the country is Burning to death, half the country is freezing to death, and the donuts are being recalled. This is an end of days movie!

As a Dunkin worker either we sold out already or we didn’t revive our shipments. It would be all over the news if that was a recall. Here’s some other reason that might happen:
1) someone forgot to order the donuts
2) your there so early they haven’t put them out yet
3) they sold out
4) someone dropped them making them inedible
Hope this helps. If you have any questions just ask

“Time to fuck the donuts.”

“I already fucked the donuts.”

They found holes in them!

I saw a sign at the airport kiosk last night that there weren’t going to have donuts.

The airport donuts were absolute crap(we had some at the beginning of our trip). They tasted as though they were just bread with icing. It seemed that the night shift just had to put frozen ones in the case and by morning they would be defrosted for the early travelers. We don’t typically go to Dunkin’, so I don’t know if that’s their typical offering.

Probably for the best. Find a mom and pop shop and get some good donuts.

I hadn’t had dunkin until a few years ago, and their donuts were completely bland and flavorless, and so was the coffee. I only tried them for nostalgia’s sake (used to love getting a box of munchkins when I was a kid). Luckily there’s a local donut shop across the street with much better donuts, so it’s not a total loss.

Just another chain that gave up making quality products when they expanded nationwide.

Hi! Dunkin General Manager here. They are recalled due to quality issues, NOT safety issues.

Who remembers when Dunkin’ Donuts actually used to cook the donuts in the shop?

I remember years ago working at supermarket salad bar and potato salad was recalled. Coworker had just opened fresh container and had some for lunch. Later store manager comes over and tells us to pull it off bar, it’s recalled. Coworker started freaking out because nobody knew why it was recalled. 30 minutes of drama, finally store manager calls her to office to let her know if she is going to live or die. Recalled because too much salt.

They don’t make their donuts in store. They get shipped in. That means something happened at the warehouse or during shipping. Avoid all Dunkin’, or at least for today if you want to shop there still.

It’s because it’s all nasty frozen crap. they don’t make anything in their stores anymore. I miss the blueberry donut holes that were actually made/fried in oil in the store.. the new ones are nasty – Haven’t been in years.

Man you gotta mess up bad to have to recall something boiled then deep fried

The good thing is that you get to find a local bakery that’s probably better.

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