No need to go that far mother
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
Exclusive insights, data, and analysis for financial market experts.
Search
Have an existing account?
Sign In
When your mom hits you with a verbal espresso shot to the soul
I doubt anyone’s sheets are getting as much use as my coffee machine tbfÂ
That coffee machine isn’t the only thing brewing in this house
She brought you into this world and she took you out with that burn
Ambulance? Call the fire department, it was a sick burn! lol
r/MurderedByWords
Would have coffee with this mom! 😂
Oh my gawd😂😂😂
Apply ointment to the burned area
Dude needs a damn coffin
That “dayyyyum” gif…
Mom just brewed a scalding roast.
Sick burn
You might want to turn the temp down on that coffee maker, because that was a sick burn.
Murder she wrote
Mom burn!! 🔥
and that day he also discovered that his parents have s*x more than he does
Murdered by his own parents
Daaaaamn. Emotional damaaaage..!
More action? You use your sheets every night though?
Wether that’s a burn or not entirely depends on the coffee consumption in that household. I alone use my machine three times a day. Yes that is more action than my sheets get, but that’s no burn.
Wouldn’t drink Moms coffee anymore
💀
sounds like Mom might be buying sheets more often than the Daughter
U kinda stepped in that one dude….
Fuckin’ filicide.
Wtf, you’re supposed to replace your bedsheets every 2 years? I have had some for decades.
Joke needs to be workshopped more, that’s some really forced and clunky wording
💀💀