No, seriously, that’s what a lot of people used back then
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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anything is toiletpaper if you’re brave enough
Now you begin to understand where the game Cornhole got its name
Pish. Who would use a cob of corn when they could use the neck of a goose which is well-downed?
Meanwhile Asians lookin down on westeners:
Nobody before 1857: “man I wish there was an efficient method to clean my ass after taking a shit every day, instead of just walking around with a too-slick, very itchy butthole”
This is why it doesn’t digest
So… Corn hole
Wait used corn to wipe your ass?
Is softer than many toilet paper brands
Should have left that in 1856 lol
Are you supposed to shove it all the way in
Meanwhile in asia
“Ribbed for your pleasure”
It’s actually better, this one cleans inside too.
“Madame, your anus smells of yellow corn cob. Have you not the coin for multi-color corn cob?”
I use my tongue, like a cat.